Poetry in Translation
Poetry in Translation uses Googles Automatic Translation service to translate sentences from English to German, then to French and then back to German again with sometimes funny results.
Enter below a sentence or part of poem and press OK.
A thorn in my Flesh
by Douwe Osinga
try "A thorn in my flesh". You'll get "a spine in my meat."
do rock the boat?
by Lumiere
"don't rock the boat" becomes "do not balance the boat"
Somehow a negative got lost...
Between a rock and a hard place
by Richard Osinga
adhered between a rock and a hard place
that you would improve the opinion,
with a friendly face,
can you were not placed to see,
which you did me
Who's ringing?
by Ernst Wit
"Let freedom ring" becomes "leave the ring of freedom"
is this trying to tell me something?
by Miss A
"I have a broken heart" translated to "I have a defective heart"....
Yeah
by Joost Brummelkamp
"She loves you yeah yeah yeah" is turned into "You like it yeah yeah yeah".
SOAD Lyrics
by Blah
"Lie naked under the floor, and let the messiah go through through our souls." (SOAD lyrics) became "The lie which is luminous under the floor, and left that run messiah by our hearts."
Lol, wtf.
French!
by J.
It turns out that French people suck in all languages. "French people suck" give the same thing on it's output.
Lol
!
by barrett
"kick out the jams" becomes "impact of the congestions"
TOOL's "Sober"
by Heather.
This amused me for some odd reason.
"Jesus, won't you fucking whistle?"
became
"You will not whistle of the Jesus, bumsend?"
hover...
by benol
hover becomes flight of tremor!!!
let...
by qki [pl
let it be
>
let be to him they
um...
by Laurie
"elightful is the rhythm that fills me tonight" becomes "the rate to which evening fills it to me is admirable".
err...
by wonderbread
"please kick my ass" translates into "take a step a request to want to say ass"
comment_15
by Ronin
cant we al just get along becomes - Leaning all which we precisely receive.
The sun is male and has mass!
by Chris
Mars is the red planet, it orbits the sun from a further distance than Earth.
becomes:
The Mars is the red planet, puts the sun of another distance to him in circulation that the mass.
Chuckin' wood
by Mike
Really amusing, though I hoped I spelled it correctly.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
became
How much wood, became a collar of marble animal of forest, if a marble animal of forest could fix wood.
wtf ?? rofl
Shakespeare
by nitro2k01
The famous quote "To be or not to be, that's the question." becomes "Its or, the question is that."
The infamous quote "Two beer or not two beer, that's the question." becomes a bit more normal: "Two beers or not two beers it is the question."
weird, i understand it, but weird
by Paul
If you type, "My dog ate my homework" it becomes "my dog ate my domestic industry"
Precisely a song
by Karolina
The line "When I need you, I just close my eyes and I'm with you" becomes "If I require you, I precisely close my eyes and I am with you".
How romantic...
Word of God
by Rutger
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
became:
Anfangengott the skies and the mass manufactured.
barely legal
by Martin
"I had a fight with my wife of 19 years" becomes "I had a fight with my 19 year old wife"
An endless Dog!!
by Tralle
"My dog has no tail" becomes
My dog does not have an end
X-mas
by Tyler
cristmas
by tyler
when i put Santa Clause i get Man of Critmas... this is great
The Disenfranchised Owl
by BobGeldof
Bill Bailey's opus:
I am Death
A Winged Beast
I am borne on the velvet wings of night
And I'm hungry for a feast
I am the nemesis of the vole
My heart is black as coal
You can kill me with a trowel
I am an owl
Translation:
I am a death
Animal Winged
I am related to the velvet wings of the night
And I am famished for a celebration
I am that nemesis the mouse of rooting
My heart is black like coal
They can kill me with Trowel
I am Eule
A mentally-challenged tony montana!
by Kareem Ramadan
Say hello to my little friend
became...
Legends hallo with my boyfriend.
Oliver Stone is spinning in his grave!!
Sex change?
by Kyle Creasey
"I had sexual intercourse with my wife."
becomes
"I had a sexual transport with my wife."
Early Bird
by Brendan
the early bird gets the worm
becomes
the early bird receives the endless screw
Poop
by Capeto
'I like poop'
Becomes
'I want poop'
Is Google A Pedophile?
by Bubbles
Put in "watch out for pedophilia" and it says "keep pedophilia outside." I think maybe a little something was lost in translation? Or maybe Google is just gross.
funny
by bobby
funny
by bobby
Get busy living, get busy dying
BECAME........
If you receive a life employed, you will receive a death employed....
LOL!!!!
Shakespeare
by Gideon
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
"Its or, the question is that."
FDR
by Gideon
Somehow, it lost a year.
1941 became 1940.
December 7, nineteen fourty, a date which saw infamy, was undertaken yesterday suddenly and express the States of America by the air forces and navy of the kingdom of Japan.
No where to run!
by Stratz
You can run, but you cannot hide
--
They can run, but you cannot dissimulate you
o dear
by STratz
grow your own dope, plant an american
-->
if you raise your characteristic lubricating, you build an American
I have to get my actions O.K.ed?
by Mason
Enter below a sentence or part of poem and press OK.
Translates to...
You to enter below a sentence or distribute they poem and carry on an activity they O.K..
Suddenly you must watch yourself, but especially while entering below a sentence or distributing poetry.
Strange way to get undressed...
by Mason
It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
--
It receives inside here warmly, you thus eliminate your whole clothing.
Shorts
by Ryan
Eat my shorts becomes
Eat my short-circuits
any given sunday
by bobby
You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!
Becomes...............
They discover the life this play of a tariff, are thus football. Because is in the play - lives or football - the edge of the page for disturbance is so small. I represent, a half for late stage, or early and you do not form them completely. A half with the second places slowly, rapid and you verfangen it completely. A tariff that we require, being everywhere around us. They are in each cut of the play, each minute, each second. On this crew, we fight for this tariff. Besides on us and each one we break around us with the pieces for this tariff violently this crew. Us rays with our nails for this tariff. Because we know, when all it that tariff, add you in top that will differentiate fucking to gain and lose! Between the life and death!
where the rainbow ends - robert lowell
by chaizzilla
I saw Himmelabsteigen, and know,
not blue, about Boston, in which the winters carried
Skulls in Steckfassung-o' -Laternen on that slates.
I saw my city increasing in the ladders, the buckets
of the judgement and going down. That of deaths
free of the piles woman to trim the air
and myself is a red arrow on this diagram
of a revealing.
What?
by mba
"A rolling stone gathers no moss" becomes "A stone of role does not seize foam". What?
2nd sentence IS poetry
by Glen
"I have a responsibility to me. Everything else is charity."
becomes -->
"I have a responsibility with me. All is a nearest love besides."
Gotta love the 2nd sentence. :-)
Google fails logic 101
by Glen
"Language is a virus" becomes "a virus is lanugage"
similarly
"All squares are rectangles" becomes "All the squares are squares" (nice tautology!)
"Not all rectangles are squares" becomes "All the squares are not squares" (rather Zen)
I hope it's Well Preserved
by mag
"Jesus saved my soul"
becomes
"The Jesus stored my heart"
So, it is a scam after all. And to think, he's just been after our organs all along.
Pffft!
by Laughing Boy
"Do you feel lucky, Punk?"
comes out as:
"Do you feel the Punk happy ones?"
I feel punk happy ones, do you?
politically incorrect
by rodrigogo
'she' becomes 'it'
Trespassers will be prosecuted
by 1800
Trespassers will be prosecuted
becomes:
Of the intruders are continued
Citing Sources
by 1800
To be happy with human beings, we should not ask them for what they cannot give. --Tristan Bernard, L'Enfant prodigue du Vesinet (1921).
becomes:
to be happy with men, us do not should ask him more, which they cannot give. * -- Tristan Bernard, lavishes to you Vesinet (1921) the Child.
English Grammer is Weird... Too many "Had"s
by 1800
John, where Joe had had "had" had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher grading the work.
becomes:
John, in whom the Joe "had had, had" had "had had; "" a better effect on the teacher had had had who arranges work.
Rolling Stones
by lori
A rolling stone gathers no moss becomes...
A stone of role does not seize foam
An Extension on Rod's 'Politically Incorrect' thing
by mag
It is true; she becomes it. Then it becomes he. He stays as he. But what I made this for was the fact that:
Bitch
becomes
Female
That's kind of a generalization
ha
by
so i dressed myself and left then, out into the gray street. (bright eyes lyrics)
becomes
if klitt me me and gauchement then, outside in the gray road.
rosepoison
by skye
"Love poisoned the rose" becomes "The love poisoned increased."
Yeah.
by Ghandi
Recess is far from over.
Becomes...
The niche is broad of Over.
HAHA!
by Warren
"I do drugs, fuck hos and molest sluts. Got your girlfriend sucking on my left nut."
became
"I make drugs, bumse hos and importunes sluts. Your friend who sucks on my left nut, received."
Acorns and all lifes little mysteries
by Danzafag
look at the size of those acorns! becomes Consider the dimensions of those nipples!
What wont they think up next?
comment_59
by Hedos
Write:
"Do not try to piss me off or you'll regreat it!"
;)
No title
by No name
Write:
Do not try to piss me off or you'll regreat it!
;)
unconditional surrender
by Dennis van Dok
becomes 'absolute delivery'. French sure has a lot of ways to say surrender...
Moo
by Synonim
i am to sexy for you to handle and i like cows
becomes
I am with delicious, thus touches you and I want cows
Hybrid theory
by Anth
everything you say to me gets me one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break
becomes
very that you say to me, receives to me a stage at the edge and ichBIN in the concept to break naeeher more
I enjoy large pistons as well
by Thony
The classic "i like big butts and i cannot lie"
becomes
"I myself want large pistons and donot can find me"
It is destiny to give him
by Kinomoto
"There are no such things as coincidences in this world; there is only the inevitable.
becomes:
"There are not such things like agreements in this world; give inevitably only him."
???
so that's why...
by kurous
"I feel so alone" becomes "I so only smell"
I want to light your fire baby
by Will
"I want to light your fire baby" becomes "I want to light your baby of fire"
Poetry
by CH
Get the hell out of here
becomes
Obtain the hell here
Principle of reciprocity
by CH
French hate British
becomes.....
British hate French!
Gilbert & Sullivan
by Wagner
The first verse of a song from Pirates of Penzance:
I am the very model of a modern Major General
I've information vegetable, animal and mineral
I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical
becomes:
I am the model of a modern principal General. I have - tier, of - mineral and vegetables of information. I know that the kings of England and me estimate the fights which are historical, of a marathon at of Waterloo for the categorical account.
Huh?
by THT
The first two lines of the chorus of Chumbawamba's Tubthumping (the song from FIFA World Cup 98 game):
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
becomes
I receive to the bottom struck, but I am not you me will again never hold downwards
whee!
by chaizzilla
Oliver Stone is spinning in his grave!!
becomes
The olive stone slips by in its tomb!!
Well.... yes.... o.O
by Cathy
Kill me now you idiot.
becomes
kill maintaining me they Idiot.
The name's Bond, James Bond.
by Some Guy
Becomes...
The insurance of guarantee of the people, James engagement.
comment_75
by Melissa
Where are my lucky pants becomes
where my happy trousers are
ani difranco
by Steve
ani's lyrics were interesting..
<!--BEGIN INPUT-->
and i'd make such a good statistic,
someone should study me now,
somebody's gotta be interested in how i feel,
just because i'm here, and i'm real
<!--BEGIN OUTPUT-->
and me good statistics, somebody should me study such now, somebody to form who one received, one interests above, like I feel it, precisely because I am here and that I am true
other languages are weird...
Ok...
by
Ok...
by SSX
(I messed up in the previous post)
Everybody run!
Becomes....
Each one to run!
I See
by Analog
how is it that I always see two but there is only one becomes as it is that I always see however of both, there is only one
Hmm...
by Skittle McFluff
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.
becomes
I am the Master of my destiny; I am the captain of my heart.
Fairly similar, but why the capital?
Yargh!
by Skittle McFluff
Going back to the start...
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.
becomes
Night, black as the well of the stations covers me too I thank stations, that gods for my heart unconquerable can be.
What the hell happened there?
Arachnophobia?
by Skittle McFluff
If you type in spiders, you get 'cross of arm'.
love costs
by nic
she took from me what is dear to my heart
becomes
she took what is expensive in my heart
Wooden man
by Peefy
When looking at stupid laws I found this:
"It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man"
Then I did this thing, and I got:
"It is invalid to put fires on the wooden leg legged of a man out of wood"
A funny translation
by Bill
I crave liquor in the morning, and wash it down with amphetamines at night
BECOMES
I it morning and lava downwards with of Benzedrin the night alcohol crave him
Google is smart.
Fish eggs of Satan?
by Peefy
Uhm..
of course pandy (a vampire) should screw nothing less that Yam (spawn of Satan)
becomes
obviously, pandy (a Vampire) nothing less should screw these Yamswurzel (fish eggs of the Satan)
SoundGarden
by splingaking
i translated the first few lines of burden in my hands, and it came out to be: "if you follow me in the dessert, if deteriorated, such as you are a jump smile and cut your opening and drowns downwards in alcohols below the truth lieing, under thus you remove yourselves and drink the bed of river, you it water and pour you river again."
comment_88
by
C-with-D
by Shaun Hill
"in other words, translation sucks horribly"
becomes
"C-with-D. if translation sucks terribly"
ok, wtf?
by nadia
i typed (the lyrics to an elvis song):
you give your hand to me
and then you say hello
and i can hardly speak
my heart is beating so
and anyone can tell
you think you know me well
but you don't know me
and this is what it turned into:
They give me your hand then and known as you, hallo and me my heart to hardly speak can strike thus and everyone to explain you you can think, that you probably do not know me, me however of knowing you
Vanilla what?
by Kol, A
Vanilla Ice's long forgoten lyrics
'To the extreme i'll rock your mike like a vandle, turn off the lights and i'll glow like a candle'
becomes
with dimensions raised, I balance your microphone as a Vandal which ignites lights to turn far and me like a candle
freedom fries
by sina
"french fries" becomes "Apple-chips"
shaft!
by Rachel
Shaft! You damn right.
became
Vagueness! They condemn towards the line.
Stupid
by Stupidity
Stupidity is most common in Jerks
becomes
Stupidity is most general in shaking
comment_95
by Schu
gorowski is a silly puppy who likes kelley
* gorowski stupid Welpe, which kelley to want
er
by Yak
in and out
becomes
and outside
piano lessons
by Sean
"every good boy does fine" translates to "each good boy condemns"
fallen fear
by Drew
how the great have fallen into a pit of dismay
becomes one satisfies like the large ones in a well of fear
Thomas the Train
by Choo Choo
I think I can I think I can
becomes
??????, check it out!! it is hilarious
E.T. exposed
by maire
when you type in "E.T. phone home," out comes
"E.T. Telefon-Head."
wacky germans!
by maire
"Curses, foiled again! becomes "Flueche, foiled still!"
Mom of RA
by Stevie
Mummy of Ra becomes Mom of a R check it
Stones Lyrics
by -
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
becomes
Please allow me to present itself of Jahrstola which is me a man of abundance and taste me around for a length were, a long time much the heart of a man and faith
Brand New Lyrics- "Play Crack the Sky"
by Casey
I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea. I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean. I know that this is what you want. A funeral keeps both of us apart. You know that you are not alone. Need you like water in my lungs. This is the end.
becomes:
I am that that which attends your dreams of the mountains which are descended under the sea. I spoke that words never has however admiss a thought what all they could mean. I know that this one is what you wish. A burial distinguishes two from us. They know that you are not only. You want a need for water in my lungs. This one is the end.
(I think the best line is "A burial distinguishes two from us." That's great.)
Whats jack and jill up to now?
by mohamad
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water.
becomes
Version of setting and jill to assemble the hill to take the plates of water.
muse - muscle museum
by fridge
try:
she had something to confess to
but you don't have the time
so look the other way
There's A Slug In My Ear
by Ram Dass Khalsa
"I can't stand when I injure my left cochlea."
becomes:
"I cannot upright, if I wound my left slug."
Asshat!
by Azrioc
"They really know how to wear the asshat."
-becomes-
"They can really carry that asshat."
Explanation of an independence (excerpt)
by mj
We hold these truths, to be obvious, this one all the men comparable let us be caused who, they are equipped by their creator with certain rights unuebertragbaren which are under these lives, the freedom and the continuation of the chance. That, for rights, of the governments among the men is started and that their right energies derive to ensure these regulated assent. That, each time each possible shape of government of these ends becomes destroying, must the right of the people to be modified or to remove him...
Do not place that there...
by Eve
I put:
unfortunately, he has a very large penis
and got:
do not place that there
LMAO
by Boogymanx
Women ask for it.First they act mature,and then you stick your cock in their ass and they act bitchy."I'M ONLY 13 I'M ONLY 13"
(quote from bash)
becomes:
Women ask the roof who they function due, around IT and then do not adhere to you your cock in their ass and it functions bitchy."I' Mr. CQue 13 me CQue 13"bin
LMAO Again
by Boogymanx
Your life from babyhood to now
Has known the sweetness of her care;
Her tender hand has soothed your brow;
Her love gone with you everywhere.
Through every day and every night
You've had an angel to adore you.
So bear in mind I once was right:
'Twas I who chose your mother for you!
Becomes
Your life of Babyhood after knew soft its Obacht now; Your tender hand has their pitch-stirrer reassured; Your loves gone everywhere with you. By each day and each night, you had an angel aiming to admire you. consider I were thus once right: ' Twas I that which chose your mother for you!
Shot the sheriff
by Jimminy Cricket
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy
becomes
I germinated the head of police force I did not germinate but representative
Another funny translation
by Adam
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
<<-- TRANSLATION -->>
How much wood can fix a marble animal of forest, if a marble animal of forest could fix wood?
Life is good
by Archangel
Live and Let live
____
live and to leave them with phases
=
i like
Witches
by Dan
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
becomes...
If two witches two guards which it witch would pay attention which makes attention paid attention?
comment_117
by max
"the rooster penetrating my donkey hurts him"
you know you want to try it
Jesus walked on water
by Ellis of Geeklab.net
Becomes...
The Jesus went on water.
haha
by mc0
"Come here girl I can see you bored"
becomes ..
"I can see the nearest girl whom you perforated"
Marley Googled...
by Xeeton
"I shot the sheriff. But, I did not shoot the deputy."
...becomes...
"I germinated the head of police force. But, I did not germinate the representative."
haha
by
try "your mom is nice and sweet"
Three Rings
by TT
The classic Tolkien's poem gets a bit messed:
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
becomes
Three rings for Elven-Koenige under the sky, seven for the Lords of dwarf in their halls of the stone, nine for men of death condemned to die, for the dark Lord on its of the dark thrones in the country of Mordor, in which the shades are. A ring aiming to lay out they all bind them, a ring, it to find, a ring, to take it all and in blackening in the country of Mordor, in which the shades are.
Um..... No?
by Thylacine
All your bases are belong to us
becomes
All your lower parts are us belong.
large pistons
by sir mix a lot
I like big butts and I can not lie you other brothers can't deny
=
I do not want you the large pistons and can myself want that other brothers cannot refuse
happy birthday to you
by birthday
all the good with the anniversary all the good with the expensive anniversary [name] all the good with the anniversary all the good with the anniversary
A Clockwork Orange
by Nick
This...
"But it itties in a straight line and bangs straight into things bang bang and it can-not help what it is doing."
...from A Clockwork Orange becomes...
"But it itties in a right straight line and opera hat in the things striking precisely a deflagration and cannot help only they corner."
...interesting.
German doctors have a name for all ailments!
by SilentBob
doctor, what is this tingling sensation?
go on... ask the doctor... ;)
say what what
by silentbob
fine ass bitches say what what?
find out!
jose
by
hola com estas
Sylvia Plath's 'Morning Song'
by kd
Love set you going like a fat gold watch.
The midwife slapped your footsoles, and your bald cry
Took its place among the elements.
Our voices echo, magnifying your arrival. New statue.
In a drafty museum, your nakedness
Shadows our safety. We stand round blankly as walls.
I'm no more your mother
Than the cloud that distills a mirror to reflect its own slow
Effacement at the wind's hand.
All night your moth-breath
Flickers among the flat pink roses. I wake to listen:
A far sea moves in my ear.
One cry, and I stumble from bed, cow-heavy and floral
In my Victorian nightgown.
Your mouth opens clean as a cat's. The window square
Whitens and swallows its dull stars. And now you try
Your handful of notes;
The clear vowels rise like balloons.
becomes
You adjusted loves going like a fatty gold guard. The midwife struck your footsoles, and your stripped cries took place its under the elements. Our voices echo and increase your arrival. * new Rules. In a drafty museum beschattet him nakedness our safety. We are more blankly like walls. * I more your mother that the cloud, which a mirror to distil, for its clean slow Obliteration the hand wind to indicate. * any night to flicker your breath under the dish rosafarbenen Pink. I awake, to hear: A broad sea moves in my ear. A cry and myself stumble of the bed, and with flowers in my Nightgown Victorian. Your opening opens clean that the cat. The square of window becomes white and swallows its blunted stars. Now you test and your handles remarks; Those free vowel increase like balloons.
Why the fox can jump
by KD
The phrase:
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
becomes:
the fast brown fox jumped on the putrefied dog.
A bit more than lazy...
OLOLOLOLO
by mark
BURGER KING: have it your way
translates to
King it of castle: it has your manner
Somewhere Over the Elbow
by Fletch
I typed in:
Somewhere over the rainbow
and it became:
Some share on the elbow of rain
heheehh...
by gautam
"roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you"
gets morphed to...
* Pinks blue purple red sweetens soft and thus you
ridiculously funny!
Team Effort
by Lemonaut1
"Your're cheating on me with you're secretary?"
Becomes:
"They mislead on me with your secretary?"
What would Louis Carroll think?
by Erin
"Beware the jabberwock, my son" becomes, "If you install Jabberwock, to want to say son."
Odd.
Run Point!
by 8bit
Original:
Run Spot! Run!
Translation:
leave the point to operation! run!
Huh?
by 8bit
Input: Feed Me!
Output: return me!
Ah...the implications
by arelyn
He was a boy, she was a girl, could it be any more obvious?
becomes...
He was a boy, it would be a girl, could it on the hand be?
Brevity is the soul of... something.
by Pan cricket
"How do you do?" becomes "How?"
I saw the figure five in Berlin
by Pan Cricket
Among the rain
and lights
I saw the figure 5
in gold
on a red
firetruck
moving
tense
unheeded
to gong clangs
siren howls
and wheels rumbling
through the dark city.
became:
* under the rain and the light to see I it it table 5 in gold on a mobile harnessing unperceived Feuer-LKW red, for Clangssireneheulen and - raeder to sound polternd by dark the city
Sweet Shakespeare
by reniannen
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Becomes...
Increased each possible other names would feel like Bonbon
public enemy
by sean
get up and get, get, get down
becomes
if you rise if you receive and, you, you receive to the bottom receive
lower part aiming to strike
by Angela Rugg
"i hope that truth and soul is right to say there isn't a bottom to hit" (splashdown lyrics)
yeilds:
"I hope that it is necessary to say enough the truth and the heart that there is not a lower part aiming to strike"
Coffe and Donuts
by Peter Bonney
Just give me some coffee and a donut and slowly back away
became
You precisely give each other me a coffee and a ring of foam rubber and withdraw slowly far.
long time no see
by Sean
becomes:
the long ones of time do not see
google!
by
type in "google sucks ass" and you'll get "the ass sucks google"
LoL
Beatles
by Pvt. Joker
"The Long and winding road" becomes "That is enough and the road to reel"
Strange
by Reaper
Justin Sullivan: Ghost Train
Through the summer scented shadows,
We were frozen in the light
And she brushed upon our faces,
Disappeared into the night
Raise the dead, raise the dead
We'll go riding on the ghost train,
Together raise the dead.
becomes
We were cold by the odorous shades of the summer in the light
and it swept after our faces,
disappeared in the increase from night deaths,
with the increase deaths which we will go on the train of spirit,
deaths raise together.
Sounds "myffic" ... ;)
Dip It Low
by Serra
"Dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around, poke it out, let your back go" becomes "If you immerse it low, you bring it slow, you roll him completely around, you push outside, make him go you your back".
I knew pop music could be cryptic to the uninformed, but this is just hilarious.
shake it well....
by kamini
Shake your bon bon....?
agitate your Candy!!!!
What the...?
by THT
Taking the phrase at the top of the site "Poetry in Translation uses Googles Automatic Translation service to translate sentences from English to German, then to French and then back to German again with sometimes funny results." results in...
Poesie in the translation uses service the automatic Googles translation, to still translate return sentences of an English to the German French and then and then with a German with sometimes merry results.
Hehehehehehe...
MLTR song completely messed up!
by THT
The chorus of Danish group Michael Learns To Rock's (MLTR) newest single, Take Me To Your Heart, that goes like this:
Take me to your heart, take me to your soul
Give me your hand and hold me
Show me what love is, be my guiding star
Its easy, take me to your heart
Becomes...
If you take to me in your heart, you take to me with your heart give me your hand and hold me show me to which the love is, of control its simple is my star, takes me in your heart
All your... -snicker- are belong to us.
by Niosis
"All your base are belong to us" becomes "Your whole lower part being to belong us"... if the first phrase is grammatically correct (All your bases belong to us), it becomes "All your lower parts belong to us."
Creepy.
All your... -snicker- are belong to us.
by Niosis
"All your base are belong to us" becomes "Your whole lower part being to belong us"... not funny, but if the first phrase is grammatically correct (All your bases belong to us), it becomes "All your lower parts belong to us."
Creepy.
i hate myself
by
i hate myself
becomes:
me hatred me
i hate microsoft
by
me Microsoft hatred
me microsoft hatred
by
me microsoft hatred
becomes:
me Microsofthass
WEIRD
Television
by Molly
For some reason television sucks today
BECOMES
Television sucks for a reason today
... hm.
intro
by mumu
i entered the instrutions on the top and got
"Poesie in the translation uses service the automatic Googles translation, to still translate return sentences of an English to the German French and then and then with a German with sometimes merry results. You to enter below a sentence or distribute they poem and carry on an activity they O.K.."
not original, but still funny
i got this!!!bartender
by prashant vats
i entered:hey bartender we are here , pass two or three galsses of bear.
i got:hey we are mixers of bar here, lead both or three of bear galsses.
i entered:its raining cats and dogs outside
i got:its - hunde and cats of rain outside
i enerd:the plane crash landed
i got:the demolition punt landed
(it supposd was to b a plane !!)
secret to life
by iota
calculus is damn dead easy
Result:
* simple calculation verfluchtes death
comment_163
by iota
is adil gay?
Result:
ask guaty he should know
Do be Do be Die
by Jessie
'Do be do be die' changes into: You are are cubes.
=_=
this... ahem
by mcfuzzhead
this gum is old and stiff
changes to:
this rubber is old and rigid
All hell LOOSE
by prashant vats
let all hell loose
changes to
leave all the loose hell
Modest Mouse Song
by Dan
From the song Dramamine:
"we kiss on the mouths and still cough down our sleeves"
"we embrace our cases on the openings and cough still downwards"
Shakespear
by Dan
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind
Becomes
The love does not look however with the eyes, entendement, and consequently is winged of blindly painted Cupid
Mince pies
by Kyle
"I like mince pies"
becomes
"I like split up Magpie-Charts"
3 days grace
by Amor
"I hate everything about you" returned "me hatred of all on it"
Madonna/Outkast
by Eric
"I'm a virgin." becomes "I am a young woman."
"I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank, but lean a little bit closer, see that roses really smell like boo-boo."
becomes
"* I to know, that you your Scheisse to thank for wanting not stanken, however the thin precis a small number, for seeing, that Roses truth that boo-boo to feel."
What is that Asterisk for?
Buck Cherry
by Clare
"Im all lit up again, on the couch, in my bed, and I'm all lit up again, flying, I love the cocaine I love the cocaine"
becomes:
And I am enlightened completely in top again, on the layer, in my bed, and I am enlightened completely in top again and steal, like me, Kokain, me likes Kokain
Marc Antony
by PeGgA
Let slip the dogs of war
becomes
proof calms the dogs of the war
lol, wtf?
funky
by aram
george clinton belongs to a funky band called george clinton and parlaiment funkadelic
becomes:
georgeclinton funky the volume which is called georgeclinton and funkadelic the Parliament, belongs to one
funny, funny
by Jack Ass
google sucks = suck google.. *lool*
J. B. Bossuet
by Mickey
"The greatest weakness of all is the great fear of appearing weak"
becomes
"All the greatest weakness great fear before appearing is low"
Hmm this sounds almost like a prophecy.
by Sessy
America will be safer with Bush for president, but, what about the rest of the world?
Here's what it becomes:
Is America however with the shrub for presidents, that on the rest of the world more surely?
comment_178
by
adhered between a rock and a hard place that you would improve the opinion,
be you with a friendly face which did not become,
you with the memory which aims at seeing you,
me with much formed also more
random poetry
by bloodymice
I was rummaging through everyone else's posts and stealing words from them to assemble my own poem based on the interesting words they found.
My poem turned out like this:
hover delightful plastic boobie
bang me for homework, bitch
dope my finally erect meat
lower that booty on my junk
In translation my poem has a name:
My poem was removed as follows:
The flight schwebeflugherrliches
of tremor of Plastikboobie
more slightly to strike me
for domestic industry,
lubricant of female
my finally rectified meat
this hive my Troedel
The poem was easy . . . I wonder if I can write a whole novel this way?
A romance novel, clearly.
Dr Spock was German!
by deep water dude
"live long and prosper"
becomes
"lebhaftlange and to extend"
So what is Dr Spock extending? Must be the ears!
Geometry=Death?
by Pandaman
"Just die, why don't you?"
turns into...
"Cubic straight lines, why not him?"
...I knew it.
Haha
by hobo
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Kris got herpes
And so are you
BECOMES
* Pinks purple red blue Kris, Herpes and thus to receive, you
LOL
Doom Poetry
by explosion
There is slightly that there in the darkness, with sharpened claws and the teeth as Haifisch pushes back; * its inhuman Grunzen to drain like freezes to the bottom my spine and its blazing eye to light with a unholy Shine.
Ask not what your country can do for you...
by aldenoneil
the time has come for all good men to come to the aid of their country
becomes
time came, so that all the good men come using their country
Zora Neale Hurston
by Ben Nelson
Zora Neale Hurston
by Ben Nelson
Their Eyes Were Watching God
becomes
Their eyes installed God
I think Google is waxing philosophic here
Shakespeare
by KillerChihuahua
Now is the Winter of our discontent made glorious Spring by this son of York.
becomes:
The winter of our dissatisfaction cultivated with prachtvoller is now a spring of this wire of York.
....cultivated with prachtvoller? wire?
why we have no quality control
by KillerChihuahua
I entered the last verse of Robert E. Howard's poem "Which Will Scarecely Be Understood"
Ring up the demons from the lower Pit,
Since Evil conquers goodness in the end;
Break down the Door and let the fires be lit,
And greet each slavering monster as a friend.
Translated:
Fasten it them Daemonen of the well untereren, since the evil conquers quality in the end; break to the bottom and leave the door they them fires its lit and slavering Monster as a friend greets with each one.
wait...what?
by aint Mykl
where would i be without you AKA
where I without you would be
Mad cow disease strikes Poetry in Translation!
by Joe Mikkel
When the bird sings,
and the cow moos,
we will be together,
in peace,
and harmony,
forever
to..
When the bird and that sing of the foam of cow, we are an all together peace and the harmony for always
Boldly going!
by Moosekant
"Space, the final frontier, ..."
And the result:
"Sector, the final border. Those are not the voyages starshipunternehmens, its mission continuing aiming to study new strange worlds, to choose a new life and the new civilization, to go courageously where nobody went front."
Er ...
by Katja
Well, no comment, really.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
became
Raserei, raserei counters death with the light.
Someone is turning in his grave, raging against the dying of translation ...
And one more
by katja
Nigerian poet Niyi Osundare wrote:
In the beginning was not the word,
in the word was the beginning.
Google translated:
At the beginning, the word, was in the word was the beginning.
Now that is deep and original thinking :)
Life makes you die!!!
by Tenacious E
"Life's a bitch, and then you die, so fuck the world, and let's get high!"
Translates into
"Lives make you die you us a female and then, you bumsen the world, and high to thus receive!"
George what?
by Joe Mikkel
Type in George Bush and see what PiT thinks of him
Percy Bysshe Shelley
by M
Odors when sweet violets sicken,
Live within the sense they quicken.
-to-
Odors, if phases soft violets fold back them in the direction, to accelerate
Translator
by Chris
"I want to rock your body" becomes "I want to balance your body"
Shakespeare
by Chris
Do you bite your thumb at me
bcomes
bite your inch with me
yick
Some people have hard days..... others...
by me
It's been a hard day.... tranlates to... its been one day har
The classic works of poe
by GB
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, etc, etc.
becomes...
Once after a dreary midnight, while me pondered, slightly and weary, on much from the expenditure wunderliche and curious lore forgotten -- while I inclined, almost napping, suddenly came to strike there, from something easily RAP and RAP with my door of sector.
Luck Be a Lady
by Serra
"Luck be a lady tonight"
becomes
"The chance is a this lady evening"
On the wrong page...
by André
Would you like me to go to the show?
becomes...
did you become to want me with the publication outward journey?
comment_203
by Nicole Aames
me: this website rox
google: this website sux
:| unbelievable isn't it?
i guess google is always rite?
"In some perfumes is there more delight...
by
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks."
to
"In matters of odor, there is more joy than in the breath which of my Mistressreeks."
Let my people go?
by tal
"Let my people go" turns out to be "Let go of my people"
let it be
by henk
let it be, let it be
translates to:
one you to him, you can owe can it be been
wtf??
Dingo
by jozef
A dingo ate your baby
Becomes
nutcase your baby ate
Correct !
by J. Chirac
"J. is a wanker" becomes "the J is a wanker"
what
by roy
if it aint't broke we'll fix it
become's
if it does not regulate us fallows some is to him
i want
by roy
i want it all i want it now
becomes
I wish it with all that I wish him now
dog part two
by adam
My dog ate my domestic industry
becomes
My national industry ate my dog
Google's like it
by Moo
She's a bitch alright, she's a fucking bitch alright
translates to
It is good a female, it is good fucking a female
spidey?
by joesoef
Your friendly neighbourhood spider man
Becomes
Your man of cross of friendly arm of proximity
T.Rex
by Agnieszka
"you won't fool the children of the revolution"
became
"children of rotation tromp you"
:)
comment_215
by
"ra ra rasputin russia's greatest love machine" (lyrics from an old Boney-M song) become...
"Rararasputinrusslands the largest apparatus of love"
wall street
by Ricardo F
"Wall street got off to a flat start"
becomes
"The Street embankment arrived far with a flat beginning".
Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra
by David M. Mahler
The Song "Mr. Blue Sky" by electric light orchestra which lyrics originally went like this:
Sun is shining in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
it's stopped raining
everybody's in a play
and dont you know
its a beautiful new day
running down the avenue
see how the sun shines brightly
in the city on the streets
where once was pity,
mr. blue sky is living here today
Mr. blue sky, please tell us why
you had to hide away
for so long where did we go wrong.
hey there mr. blue
were so pleased to be with you
look around see what you do,
everybody smiles at you
hey you with the pretty face
welcome to the human race
a celebration mr. blue sky's
up there waiting and today
is the day we've waited for
becomes:
The sun does not seem in the sky is there a cloud in the sight which it is stopped white each one in a raining play and not you his during a beautiful new day which runs to the bottom Allee, sees, like the sun in the city on the roads, in which Pity was once, Mister of blue skies Mister of blue skies saw luminous here today, to explain us, why you seem for so long dissimulating please far must, where we went false. there hey to be there Mr Blau, therefore to satisfy with you that to be more around looks at seeing you what you smile to do, each one with you hey you with the reception of pretty face human race high await the Messrs of celebration of blue sky and today the day that we waited, is
Hey Mister!!
by Meyermagic
Hey Mister, how about taking you're big stupid foot out of my butt crack.
Becomes....
Hey Sir, such as on taking you are a large stupid foot of my jump of piston.
:O
comment_219
by tigeryuri
Walking by past garden pools, she turned to him and said, "I never did know you."
becomes...
To beyond energy behind puddle pools of garden, it did not turn to him and said, "me never knew",
What about the topic?
by
Poesie in the translation uses service the automatic Googles translation, to still translate return sentences of an English to the German French and then and then with a German with sometimes merry results.
Gesamtoblivion?
by Linoleum Troll
From Frank Herbert's Dune:
"I will not fear, fear is the mindkiller, fear is the little death that brings total oblivion. I will permit my fear to pass over me and through me, and where it has gone I will turn the inner eye. Nothing will be there. Only I will remain."
becomes:
"I do not fear myself, a fear am more mindkiller that, feared am the small death to which Gesamtoblivion takes. I allow my fear to exceed on me and by me, and where it went, I turn the internal eye. Nothing is there. Only I remain."
The Pen is Mightier
by Josh
Original:
"the pen is mightier"
Returned:
"the feather is more powerful"
Someone is mocking me...
comment_223
by Carissa
(Big and Rich lyrics)
save a horse, ride a cowboy
--->
separately you assemble a horse, a Cowboy
People crying
by SNL
I wrote
"the people cry to tell a story"
and I got
"cries of anybody aiming at the explanation of a history."
Good stuff.
Bilbo Baggins' Speech
by grinderfly
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Translates:
I do not know half of you half, as myself to want would have; and I can gain you smaller than half of you half, like.
You back stabber
by Tyler
A knife in my back, you back stabber. (becomes)----->
A measurer in my back, it of return more stabber.
i don't get it
by tyler
i don't get it
by Tyler
The glass isn't half empty, its half full.
(becomes)---->
* glass not, its almost empty full half.
*I dont get these either.*
Its bright outside, lets go pray.
(becomes)--->
Its luminous outside, leaves will request.
Full fill your destiny, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, perferably ham.
(becomes)---->
In the kitchen me a Sandwich, perferably, hams receive and form abundance full with your destiny.
But they all are merry. lol
HAH!
by Paul
eat all the pies becomes
eat all the magpie charts
My soul is a supplement of my heart.
by Gerald
I love you with my whole soul, whole heart and whole mind.
BECAME
I love you with my heart supplements, of the complete hearts and entendement complete.
Me
by Ben Brengman
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Becomes:
How much wood could fix a marble animal of forest, if a marble animal of forest could fix wood?
Tears, Idle Tears - Tennyson
by Jeremy
This was pretty accurate:
Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean,
Tears from the depth of some divine despair
Rise in the heart, and gather to the eyes,
In looking on the happy Autumn-fields,
And thinking of the days that are no more.
becomes
breaks, tears of violently died point, I do not know what they mean,
of the tears depth divine of rise of despair
in the heart and meeting to the eyes,
in looking on the fields of happy autumn
and the thought the days which are not any more.
Quote
by Jeremy
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
becomes
People who have what they wish, are much vernarrt wish in the explanation of the people who do not have only they that they not wish it.
Famous Quote
by Mark Twain
A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
becomes:
Traditional is a book, people spoken in praise and not does not read.
comment_235
by Robert Frost
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
becomes:
Which customer the best lawyer is composed a jury has of twelve people who note.
comment_236
by Thomas Edison
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
becomes:
I am not, me not found 10.000 manners was removed which do not work.
comment_237
by
Just a buck. Change their luck.
Turns into
Precisely a dollar. Modify their chance.
comment_238
by JohnD
"A german joke is no laughing matter"
becomes
"A German joke is not a business of puddle pool"
:))
by mitesh oberoi
She sells sea shells on the sea shore
Becomes
it sells higher parts of sea on the edge of the lake
comment_240
by
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Becomes:
they was times, was to him that?� worse +d?e��l the best times
Mad dogs
by Ken
Mad dogs and English men stay out on the mid day sun becomes
Furious dogs and English men remain outside on the sun of average day.
Great!
AYB
by V
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
-Becomes-
In CEn OUTSIDE OF SERVICE 2101, the war started.
Captain: What arrives?
Mechanic: Us bends it established somebody.
Operator: We receive the signal. Captain: That!
Operator: The principal screen in circuit to put.
Captain: It is you!!
cats: How it Messrs! to be!
Cats: Your whole lower part being to belong us.
Cats: They are on the manner aiming at the destruction.
Captain: That it! to say!
Cats: They do not have probability of surviving form your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA....,
Captain: eliminate each one ' guy '!!
Captain: They know, which it making.
Captain: shift ' guy '.
Captain: For great justice.
One Fine Day
by Robin
The Offspring's One Fine Day:
If I had a perfect day
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy
Yeah
becomes:
If I had one day perfect, me this way to him that begins to open the cold room yeah and a high boy to have to have
we used this!
by matt
we translated the lyrics for our album back and forth (not using this site actually) then printed the results as lyrics in our CD
funny stuff, great site here!
check us out at www.emergencyumbrella.com Kingdom Flying Club
E S of the S M
by Joe
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind = sun eternal of entendement the fleckenlosen
what dogs really think...
by mykl
'Pet my dog'
becomes....
'Fart want to say the dog'
huh. and all this time I thought he liked it.
us
by joel the mole
unclam becomes Onkel-Sam!
wierd moms
by joel the mole
a thorn in the mutti becomes a spine mom!
SchwammBob?
by mykl
Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
Sponge Bob Square Pants!
ahem...
Who lives in Pineapple under the sea?
Trousers SchwammBob Squares!
Absorb and yellow and it are porous!
Trousers SchwammBob Squares!
comment_250
by Rachel
i control the weather
becomes
i direct time
that might be completely awesome
Flying
by Ryan
Shinedown-fly from the inside
Here's the weight of the world on my shoulders
Here's the weight of the world on my shoulders
On my shoulders
All alone I pierce the chain
And on and on the sting remains
And dieing eyes consume me now
The voice inside screams out loud
--- Becomes
Here, the weight of the world on my shoulders east is here completely only the weight of the world on my shoulders on my shoulders, which I perforate the chain and on and Stingremains and dieing now the eyes use you to me Sprachinnerescreams outside loud
wtf??? HUH
comment_252
by
Dude!! i like your car!!
Geck!! me your car wants!!
comment_253
by
Stay in school, don't do drugs translates: If you stay in the school, you do not make drugs
Song lyrics that were stuck in my head
by Rachel
Looking for love in all the wrong places, looking for love.
After loves in all distort them places to seek, seeking afterwards loves.
I just want to listen!
by Little Miss Alien
Do you hear the people sing? From Les Misérables
Becomes --->
do you intend to sing the people?
George's song...
by keltiS
SOMETHING IN THE WAY SHE MOVES, ATTRACTS ME LIKE NO OTHER LOVER...
TRANSLATION :- something in the manner that it shifts me like any other liked, greenhouse
(???*!!)
Me am What!!!
by keltiS
I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I am the walrus. Goo goo goo joob.
translates:- I am Eimann, it am Eimaenner, me am that walrus. Googoojoob Goo.
Broken Poe
by Nyx
"All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."
Becomes...
All those which we are a dream in a dream let us see however or to seem.
Alignment
by (unknown)
iain should be strung up to a wall
becomes
one should align iain to a wall
Try Hard
by
Hey stop it! You're such a try hard!
becomes
Hey opinion him! He a such attempt strongly!
To Quote Einstein...
by Nyx
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Becomes...
Psychosis: the same thing and to make and with waiting different results.
Hrm... let's try that again.
GET UP
by Johnne
In: "Get up, Get up and get down. Get up, up and jump around"
Out: "if you rise, you rise receive and you raise to the bottom, and jump around"
PIES!!
by theweirdone
Get in the kitchen and make me some pies!
Comes out as -
"you in the kitchen receive and cook to me some Magpie-Charts!"
heh
Now that's what I call business! ;c)
by CyberDude
input "get up and go fishing" and you get "you raise and they will fish"
Now that's good business! You just have to raise and someone will do the fishing for you!
no sense behind
by
he is watching you throug the sunglases
>>
it installs to you through those sunglases
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
by Rose
"Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies" becomes
You place in a boat on a river, with of Tangerinebaeumen and the skies of jam
Abbreviated Queen
by Rose
Another one bites the dust becomes
The other bites dust
Vive la rotation
by Rose
You say you want a revolution becomes
They say that you wish a rotation
More Shakespeare
by ToonTownAholic24
To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep: No more;
becomes
Its or, the question is that:
If ' those tis that in entendement suffering
The belts and the arrows from fortune insolente
Or taking arms against a sea of efforts
and while him is opposed, more splendid being to finish them?
Die: Sleep: More;
To be happy
by ToonTownAholic24
To be happy
becomes
Fortunately sound
comment_271
by
shake it like a polaroid picture=The shock wants it a polaroid illustration
Huh.
by themagicalbean
"Roses are red violets are blue" becomes "pinks blue purple red"
Bubblegum
by James Bacon
If you put 'the more you blow it the bigger it gets'
you get
'you roast it more than, it receives that more largely'
weird eh?
Tongue Twister twisted
by Chad
Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore
_Becomes_
Sally sells higher parts of sea by the edge of the lake
puddles??
by calli
"laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone."
becomes
"Puddle pools and that world puddle pools with you, cry and you only cry."
Macbeth....
by calli
"when the hurly-burly's done, when the battle's lost and won, that will be ere the set of sun."
becomes
"if hurly-hurly-burlys made, if the battle lost and gained which is a ECU the sentence of the sun."
I'm not even gonna ask...
Every Man
by Nevergonnagiveit
For every man, there is never a woman behind him. He's usually giving it to her up the ass.
Becomes:
A woman behind him for indeed it never has man there. He gives it normally him it ass.
Homey
by Cathy
"Make yourself at home" became "You form at the house". Those crazy translators!
I took the road less travelled by
by Shannon
I took the road less travelled by
became:
I took the road travelled less beyond that
Yeesh...
by Shannon
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
became:
If you strike, you, strike knockin ' the door of the sky
It's backwards now...
by Shannon
Take my wife, please!
becomes
If you take my wife, ask!
hah!
by Meh
Oh how i love my girl = How how my girl is expensive!
new/little kitten becomes cements? LMAO!
by princess
i love my new kitten = I like my new cements
my new kitten likes to chase my old cat. = my new cements can drive out my old cat.
i brought home a new kitten. = I took the house with new cements.
the little kitten will grow fast. = small cements rises quickly.
Heh heh heh
by Wolfrog
I have to take a dump the size of Montana. Became: I must take the dimension of Montana to a discharge.
Hmmm... profound?
by Merry
Love to love you, baby
becomes
Love expensive it, baby
Long Hair
by Faith
i have long flowing hair
it's length reaches my bottom
i love to run my fingers through it
except when it's tangled
becomes
I have hair, liquidate a long time,
carried to him length my loves of lower part
I with operation leaves my fingers by him am excluded
if it is confused
http:// translator?
by Amber
This is a really fun translation tool! I was wondering if you were going to make a full page translator using this software to take an entire html page and convert its regular text into "Poetry in Translation" text. That would be sick.
I'm In Love With My Car
by Sari
With my hands on your grease guns, it is like a disease son. (from Queen // I'm In Love With My Car)
becomes
With my hands on your lubricating presses, it is like Krankheitsohn.
Gamers unite
by Bob
All your base are belong to me
<hr>
Your whole lower part être' to belong to belong me
...
Gamers unite, or not.
The Borg
by Angimagoo
Apparently, the Borg can take over in any tounge.
Resistane is Futile came back exactly the same.
silverchair
by angimagoo
From "There is no bathroom and there is no sink. the water out of the tap is very hard to drink."
I got "There is not it bathroom and y does not have a bucket. The water of the cock must be drunk very hard."
britney spears
by Libs
'hit me baby one more 'became 'strike to me with baby another mark'
How it works...
by Mike
Poesie in the translation uses service the automatic Googles translation, to still translate return sentences of an English to the German French and then and then with a German with sometimes merry results.
Hallelujah
by Philip
Nu weet ik waarom handleidingen zo onleesbaar zijn. Probeer die maar eens: stop de stekker in het stopcontact (put your........)
Giller!
Rosafarbenes Floyd
by Oliver.T
Oddly,
"Pink Floyd" becomes "Rosafarbenes Floyd"
I have no idea why.
but anyway...
There is no pain which you are,
ship to withdraw you moved away,
of smoke on the horizon,
They come only in the waves,
Your lips move,
but I cannot hear,
which you say.
Extract from "Agreeably Deaf" (Comfotably Numb)
Do you now?...
by Emessis
I have got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
becomes
I have an energizing coconut package.
UGN Security
by Gizmo
http://www.undergroundnews.com/
Welcome to Underground News... Dare To Take The Road to Knowledge, Power and Information! This is one of the few security sites that does not restrict their news and information. We let our users decide on what they deem appropriate. Some material may be offensive to some and not to others, so continue at your own discretion.
-becomes-
Welcome with underground information..., to make confidence to take with the road aiming at the knowledge, energy and information! This one is one of few places of installation of safety which its information and information does not limit. We let open our users decide, which they want to say suitably. * material capacity zu with some and not zu other to humiliate, therefore to continue to you year your own Diskretion.
Kill me..
by Char
If I told you this was killing me, would you stop?
becomes..
If I declared you, this one would be a setting with died me, would stop you?
comment_299
by Oh... I get it...
You put in
I like him.
You get out
I want it.
Are you sure men don't use the same kind of translator on what women say? lol
comment_300
by
"I love women" becomes:
"Me expensive women"
comment_301
by
happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear jake happy birthday to you
becomes
any good zum with the anniversary any good
zum with the anniversary any good zum with the expensive anniversary jake any good anniversary
and it's backward
by jen
"the cat eats chicken" becomes "the chicken eats the cat"
sexy
by your god
sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so get stuck in!
this turned into
The sex is, is bad a sex Sin, Sins will twist, you receive inside thus adhered
on the fly
by Matthew
on the fly --> quickly
take a step it
by Matthew
kick it --> take a step it
Walk away from the light...
by Mister Moo
And the lord said, "Let there be light."
becomes
And the Lord said "you leave", "are a light there",
some more...
by DeeN
"sometimes i just like to sit and watch birds flying by" turns into:
"sometimes, I can sat precisely too and pay birds attention to fly beyond that"
---------------------------------------------
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son." turns into:
"* Jack and of Jill to assemble it to it hill, a little a recreation, however stupid Jill to forget, that the pillule and now they a son."
Dyn-o-mite!
by Rayn0r
Go dyanamite fishing at your local pet shop.
Fish of dynamite to your local business for domestic animals go
bad grasses= illegal
by MLE, word.
well, apparently, weed's not illegal, bad grasses are
stuff the weed in your pants, the police is coming!
...BECOMES...
fill bad grasses in your trousers, the police force arrive!
all your base
by jf
"All your base are belong to us"
becomes
Your whole lower part being to belong us
Really bad music.
by Animal
Some people listen to really bad music.
-turns into-
Some people hear the really bad music.
LOL
by MetalMan
Half-Life 2 is cool= The period of average value 2 is fresh
LOL2
by MetalMan
George W. Bush is one bad guy..=George W Bush is a bad cord.
wow.....
by Leyla
i was in a random clay aiken mood so i typed in "if i was invisible, i would just watch you in your room"
out came:
"if I were then invisible, I would precisely do to attention you in your sector"
....ok?
Even more incomprehensible than usual
by Juliet
The original text, from Tori Amos' song, "Cornflake Girl":
Never was a cornflake girl
Thought that was a good solution
Hanging with the raisin girls
She's gone to the other side
Giving us a yo-heave-ho
Things are getting kind of gross
And I go at sleepy time
This is not really, this is not really happening
You bet your life it is
Becomes:
never Corn-Flakesmaedchen, which to think, which a good to solve, which with Rosinemaedchen to hang, which, they another side outward journey, to give us, yo-hebt-Ho thing to receive kind coarse and I to go sleepy time this true step, this true step to arrive they bet their life they
early bird... ummm yeah
by Robert Rosenbaum
the early bird cathces the worm ->
the early bird verfaengt the endless screw
dirty god
by
God made dirt and dirt don'e hurt ->
The god cultivated dirtiness and dirtiness does not wound
baby needed modifying
by tezz
mar changes the baby
=
The baby modifies of Mary
mountain coaster
by tezz
keep your hand in the rollercoaster at all times
=
hold your hand Russian mountains constantly
nature never knows its dimensions!
by tezz
rocks are of a nice nature just like trees and the never ending earth!
=
Rocks are of a pleasant nature precisely like trees and never the exact dimensions!
tyu
by tyu
butter scotch fart gas
=
Scottish fartgas
Generational translation
by UnholySauce
In CEn OUTSIDE OF SERVICE 2101, the war started.
Captain: What arrives?
Mechanic: Us bends it established somebody.
Operator: We receive the signal.
Captain: That!
Operator: The principal screen in circuit to put.
Captain: It is you!!
cats: How it Messrs! to be!
Cats: Your whole lower part being to belong us.
Cats: They are on the manner aiming at the destruction.
Captain: That it! to say!
Cats: They do not have probability of surviving form your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha....,
Operator: Captain!!
captain: eliminate each ' Guy '!!
Captain: They know, which it making.
Captain: shift of the ' Guy '.
Captain: For great justice.
In CEn CEn OUTSIDE of the SERVICES, the war began 2101.
Captain: What arrives?
Mechanic: We closed loops manufactured it somebody.
Operator: We receive the signal.
Captain: That!
Operator: The principal screen in the circuit aiming to sit it.
Captain: It is you!!
cats: How him Messrs! its!
Cats: Your lower part supplements which to belong we are.
Cats: They are on the manner that the destruction aims.
Captain: That him! to say!
Cats: They do not have the probability of the form of survival your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha....,
Operator: Captain!!
captain: eliminate each ' cord '!!
Captain: They know, the formant.
Captain: Shift of the ' cord '.
Captain: For great justice.
CEn CEn CÀ the OUTSIDE of the SERVICES, began war 2101.
Captain: What arrives?
Mechanic: We closed loops without end manufactured it somebody.
Operator: We receive the signal.
Captain: That!
Operator: The principal screen in the circuit which aims at having sat him.
Captain: It is you!!
cats: How him Messrs! its!
Cats: Your supplements of the lower part which, to belong we are you.
Cats: They are on the manner which aims at the destruction.
Captain: That him! to say!
Cats: They do not have the probability form of surviving it your time.
Cats: Ha ha ha ha....,
Operator: Captain!!
captain: eliminate each ' line connector cord '!!
Captain: They know, the Formant.
Captain: Shift of the ' line connector cord '.
Captain: For great justice.
I get the feeling that if I did this long enough I would uncover some secret to life, or perhaps the entire works of Shakespeare.
try this
by chris
big fat donket dick
>
large of thick fat content
pickles!
by Daphne
hopefully, she will not forget to buy the fermented pickles...
becomes....
it does not forget full with hope to buy fermented vinegar cucumbers
do I or not?
by erika
I put
I don´t know how to love him (from Jesus Christ Superstar)
and got:
I cannot like him
Kind of different, hm?!
weird!
by your mom
"don't you feed me lines about some idealistic future, your heart wont heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures" (postal service lyric)
becomes
"you do not return me of the lines on something idealistic the future that towards the line your heart does not cure, if you hold to break veins violently"
Covenant - Stalker weird...
by Nick
in transit you pass among the strangers of the world
paying tribute to the thief who stole away your shadow
you look into the bedrock and listen to the bells
calling liquid lust call for solid white
I see the stalker in your face the secrets in your skin
I keep the wisdom that you need the password that you want
I feel the stalker in your mind the fire in your veins
no hope to be released
I'm a multitude of travels to the other side
through the broken wall I saw your fellow man
to the west of the horizon there is a bitter wind
and if you try to sense the smell of your face
for you found the keyhole but you lost your backbone
no courage left to join the march of endless time
you saw the sleep of habit on those who walk in trance
to their catatonic aimless lives
so let them start the engine grinding mountain dust
and reproduce your ego too much is not enough
you dig holes through the earth to meet the king of worms
to steal away his wisdom and learn to decompose
you chant like fifty Indians to charm the prince of eagles
to learn the art of seeing and the tongue of the winds
so don't you try to fool me for I watch your every move
we are kindred spirits like two voices in the wild
becomes
with you exceed transport, under the foreigner of the world
A homage to pay the robber who flew far your shade
They look in the basic rock and hear with the bells
Designation of the liquid call of desire for the white of celebration
I see that of stalker in your face the secrecies in your skin
I do not believe to be released with that of stalker in your entendement fire in your veins of hope
I am a quantity of room for manoeuvre at the other side by the defective wall which I saw your Mitmann
too much in the west of the horizon there is a bitter wind and if you try to question the odor of your face
They saw the sleep of the practice on those which with lives trance without objective with their catatonic to go
do not let begin they thus it dust rubbing the apparatus Gebirgsund your Ego to reproduce rather too are
They dig drillings by the mass, to meet the king of the endless screws, to fly far and learn how its intelligence to divide
They sing too much like cinquantes Indiens, for the prince of the eagles bezaubern, to learn how art to see and of the language of the crane
you tromp the attempt for me pay attention thus to me their each movement which we are kindred spirit like two votes in the savage
They are right.
by Sean
Xanadu can suck my cock, stays xanadu can suck my cock
Colors?
by Impathy.com
Purple apparently is the equivalent of Red...
Purple = Red
zepplin
by Adam
wtf!!!1
if there is a bustle in your headdrow don't be alarmed now its just a passing for the may queen
* if a this Geschaeftigkeit precipitate in their headdrow, not to alarm you, that maintaining his right one to exceed for mayqueen
moist vagina
by douche me
she had a moist vagina
i particularly enjoy the circumference
the circular walls of her anus
i prefer her to any other
marijuana [nirvana lyrics]
it wet Vagina, which I particularly periphery it circular wall their anus to enjoy, I they by report/ratio each possible another Marihuana to prefer
wow...
Wood chuck...
by Willis
The tongue-twister, "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?", becomes:
How much wood could fix a marble animal of forest, if a marble animal of forest could fix became?
I present to you the Shrub of the United States...
by Willis
George Walker Bush:
Shrub of George hiker
Revolutionary War if in caveman times
by Willis
Give me liberty or give me death:
me - you give it freedom or give me death
Turns out Bill was using this site to justify his definitions
by Willis
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky
I did not have a sexual intercourse with this woman, Mrs. Lewinsky
Those Europeans are quick!
by Willis
I'll be back
becomes:
I am back
Pie
by Phil Price
Weebl and Bob episide of pie; "lo bob. you have pie? mmm pie!" becomes "weak pendulum. They have Magpie-Chart? Magpie-Chart mmm!" If you take "mmm le tart!" from the french version, that becomes "mmm clearly!"
Twas the night before Christmas
by Becky
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
becomes
twas the night before Christmas and completely by the house, not that a creature not to smooth a mouse one was agitated
not
by hero
I do not always love you
becomes
I still do not love you
close and very wrong at the same time:-)
and I cannot lie...
by patron of the hairy goose
"I like big butts"
becomes
"I want large pistons"
...
bvfd
by hgd
"and we sailed across the sea in our yellow submarine" becomes "* and us segelten on the sea in our Unterseeboot yellow"
I wish I may
by Jeff
"I wish I may, I wish I might."
turned into
"I wish me, that I wish can that I could."
comment_343
by
Most Middle schoolers think that school sucks.
(turns into)
>>>>* it it majority of the schoolers means of thinking, that school to suck
**that made it seem alot more noble! if it even means the same thing.....**
Urinating
by LouisIV
"When I urinate standing up it means that I am a man, but when I urinate sitting down it means that I am a woman."
This translates to:
"If the i-urinate which it is, means that I am a man, but when the i-urinate which sat to the bottom him, means that I am a woman.
You have to love this
by Jay
It's great! "Rollercoaster of love" becomes" Russian mountains of the loves"
And it still works with the song!
Just to prove my point
by Jentsu
"Google hacks are fun. They screw up every single word I put in here, just about, and the longer, the more confusing. I mean, I can't hardly understand what I even wrote by the time I've got it all translated. It's just that terrible."
Becomes
"Of Google notch are a recreation. They screw each particular word which I place inside here, precisely approximately and longest, confusion. I do not mean that I can hardly understand that what I even wrote, I, have translated it completely. It is right that terribly."
Wow...
by Jentsu
"My dog ate my homework"
-=becomes=-
"My dog ate my domestic industry"
-=becomes=-
"My national industry ate my dog"
-=becomes=-
"My national industry ate wants to say the dog"
-=becomes=-
"My national industry ate would like the dog statement"
-=becomes=-
"My national industry ate would like the declaration of dog"
-=becomes=-
"My national industry ate would like the explanation of the dog"
And that's the end of it... In summary:
"My dog ate my homework"
-=becomes=-
"My national industry ate would like the explanation of the dog"
weiner
by Nathan E
"Oh, I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener"
somehow morphs into...
"Desire of Oh- I I was Oscar Meyerwiener sausage"
HAHA
by Googler
"With weather life can scarce endure"
Becomes:
"With you support the box of rare life of time"
Weird!
HUH???
by Michelle
How does:
She backed away slowly, trying not to trip over the boxes, trying to escape the terrifying truth.
Become:
It withdrew far slowly and tried not to start on the boxes and tried to go ahead of terrifying to the
truth. ?
Extremely interesting..... I don't understand - please explain.
reverse the sale!
by Becky
Paddy McGinty bought a goat
becomes
a goat bought McGinty Paddy
Romeo and Juliet
by tiggy
But, gently! what the light of windows yonder breakage?
It is is and Juliet is the sun.
to be born suitable sun and to kill far honestly envious the moon
which is already maladivement and with the sorrow of the plates,
this one thou their art of girl like it:
and
O Romeo, Romeo! whereforekunstthou Romeo?
refuse and reject thy the father they thy with names;
Or, if thou not to fade, you are not any more sworn my loves
and me are however Capulet.
Strangely, if you run it through a second time, the 'east' magically comes back:
But, easily! what the light of the windows to break yonder more?
It east is and of Juliet is the sun...
HuH?
by Aylura
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, de da le de" translates to "I have exciting a Kokosnuesse package there, OF it" Something was lost in translation there.
mmm... yummy?
by Meee
Hah. "I am a jelly donut" --> "I am a ring of foam rubber of frost". Sounds delicious.
Love?
by h
Make love to me until the break of dawn ---->
form me with the cut of the paddle of the loves
I you all
by NK
Just "I love you" becomes "I you"...
Ehe
by Myrror
I feel fine becomes I smell finely
nice
by yes
try "There are 6 characters available for hire, but only two can join the Party."
--> "There is, but that of two cannot connect that to 6 letters which exist for rent participants."
no comment ;-)
Awesome
by Jim
"my pants make me scratches in the darkest of places"
becomes...
"me of the scratches in the ƒÄ +dˆeëèl more sunk places form my trousers"
nice.
Mhm
by Paddy
Fishing for Peaches?
She looks like a peach
becomes:
It sees like fishing
what??
by Colleen
"I am a punk rock girl"
translated:
"I am a punkfelsemaedchen"
what???????
let google improve your language
by unknown
"just for fun"
-->
"precisely for recreation"
...back end of a bus
by BowseR
"She looks like the back end of a bus."
becomes
"It appears like the fine back of a bus."
nevermind...
by flex
smells like teen spirit
becomes
Odor to want youthful the spirit
comment_365
by Emma
Try "I am ape over you"
Beatles-lyrics
by Michael K.
"Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh I believe in Yesterday"
First verse of yesterday by the Beatles
(... wondering, if the author likes this ... :-) )
evenecense
by 1gunit
when you cried i'd wipe away all of your tears
when you'd scream i'd fight away all of your fears
and i've held your hand through all of these years
but you still have all of me
translates to
when you cried, I essuierais far all your tears, when you would fight to me whole your fear scream and me your hand by all these years held far, however you still who whole me to have
comment_368
by
Du hast mich german for you hate me translates to Me you speed
random dirty words
by
eat shit fuck you asshole die bitch whore fag suck dick pussy cum sperm slut hooker wench anal cock sperm piss orgy cunt clit aids fisting blow lick bleading ass spank moan
transaltes to
eat of Scheissedu Arschloch Arschlochwuerfel-Weibchendirne which sucks fag dickpussy with Hahn-Samenzellenpiss of Samenzellensluthookerwench analem, orgy Cuntclithelfer which is an impact fisting, bleading of Eselstracht- Pruegelraubaechzen lick
comment_370
by
google hacks are fun you can entertain your self for hours
becomes
googlekerben is a recreation which you can maintain him - same a long time hours
???
by Victus
Wtf? a=has???
Frensh sucks?
by Flo
Sorry but I have to react to that one comment:
A information for Americans: Everybody in the World nows that frensh is the nicest sounding language and that the people eat better and think more intellectual in frensh than in most of the countries, just the Americans think its funny to make fun of them.
A German.
What about Presidents?
by Phat Looser
"Bush the trigger" is changed into:
"plant the excursion"
Well, that makes me think about the sense.
Really?
by
Post: "arsenal wins the european championship"
Result: "European gains the arsenal championship"
Frankly my dear
by Suzette
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" turns out to be: "Sincerely, I do not give my expensive to swore"
Muhaha!
by Mek
Bush is stupid = The shrub is stupid
Wrigley's
by James2
Double your pleasure, Double your fun
becomes
if you double your pleasure, you double your recreation
Wierd
by garrett reeves
I hate everything that ever existed becomes Me hatred of very which actually made a success of
Those german philosophers...
by Noes
"People try to put me down, just because I get around." becomes "Tentative Bevoelkeren it, to sit down downwards, precisely because me around receives."
why do fools fall in love
by Jake
why do fools fall in love translates:
why you, made verlieben stupid heads
take it easy...
by chessguru
take it easy baby -> take to him the simple baby
:-)
Dream Car
by Shawn Cooke
Dream Car
by Shawn Cooke
"Get out of my dreams, get into my car" becomes "If you leave my dreams, you receive in my car."
Solemn League and Covenant
by Robert Burns
The serious league and convention now take to smile, take a tear now. But sacred freedom was also them: If thou' rt a slave, thy of Sneer are given.
http://www.robertburns.org/works/498.shtml
http://covenanter.org/Westminster/solemnleague.htm
privacy
by
'google's privacy policy' seems to be roughly the same as 'Policy of private life that googles'.
Bloody Mess
by Chris Duncan
Blood transfusion becomes Bluttransfusion
Sexual intercourse prefs
by J
I prefer women over men during sexual intercourse becomes i prefer women on men during sexual transport!
HOMER CLEVER TO HOMER DRUNK
by Mr Blablabla
Homers infamous quote:
it takes two to lie - one to lie and one to listen
becomes:
it takes with the lie - one to two with the lie and one, to hear
lol
Peter Piper
by Big D
Peter piper picked a pickled pepper
--->
Piper Peter chose a pepper inserted in the vinegar
limerick
by tsekub
There once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his cash in a bucket
but his daughter, named Nan,
ran away with a man,
and as for the bucket, Nantucket.
->
gave once a man of Nantucket which held its entirety, to take a bucket inside, but his/her daughter, Nan city, ran far with a man and with regard to the bucket, of Nantucket.
Weird
by Luke
'Everybody hates to not love' is translated into 'Each one does not hate to like'
Weird
by Luke
'Everybody hates to not love' is translated into 'Each one does not hate to like'
ehh?
by James Lock
Clocks
...become...
Donors of Synchronization
O_O
the question
by ah
Q: Why do the righteous suffer?
A: Why do they suffer those righteous?
Kind of pulls a 180 on the topic.
Heh
by Lutin
"We got the funk" becomes "We recieved enormous fear"
XD Somehow appropriate
random!
by oli
eat buiscuit,eat cake,eat cunt by mistake >>> becomes >>>>if you eat buiscuit, you eat, eat cakes you Cunt by errors....
i mean cummon...
What You Waiting For?
by Mhm
I incline one period of waiting, outward journey of return to Japan, receive to me new ventilators batches blazing, Osaka, Tokio, harajukumaedchen, swore you received maintaining to you, am you still a woman of Super heat, have you your contract of dollar of million, and all it am that your hot rail it waits, until awaiting you a type of basket of tota' TO GO seen to your guard?
....Exactly =S
brings, takes
by LJS
Life Only Brings Pain, Death, Unhappyness
..::BECOMES::..
The life takes only those with pain, death, Unhappyness
Garbage....when i grow up
by LJS
Cut my tongue out, I've been caught out, Like a giant juggernaut, Happy hours, golden showers, On a cruise to freak you out
<Becomes>
to cut out to you my language, I verfangen, like enormous Moloch, happy hour, gilded shower, on a cruising mood they outside
Trying hard to fit among you, Floating out to wonderland, Unprotected, God I'm pregnant, Damn the consequences
<Becomes>
trying to install among you, outside swimming the country of tale, not protected, god I am strongly pregnant, verflucht the consequences
Wow
by ArcReforged
I had sexual intercourse with my wife and whores
became:
Me the my wife and Dirnen had a sexual transport
"Shaun of the Dead" quote
by Sean Gray
"There's no 'I' in 'Team,' but there is an 'I' in 'Pie'" becomes "There is of it no 'I' 'in the crew,', but there is 'I' 'in the Magpie-Chart.'
Q & A
by abhi
"Did you mean large"
->
"You meant large"
Romantic??
by kinpopdj_2000
The classic line:
"How do I love you? Let me count the ways."
Becomes
"How do T-I love you? let count to me the manners?"
also,
"How I love thee"
becomes
"* like I thee expensive"
I don't understand how they got '*', but what ev
Romantic??
by kinpopdj_2000
The classic line:
"How do I love you? Let me count the ways."
Becomes
"How do T-I love you? let count to me the manners?"
also,
"How I love thee"
becomes
"* like I thee expensive"
I don't understand how they got '*', but what ev
Distance
by Goose511th
"Keep your distance asshole" becomes "hold your Abstandsarschloch"
comment_406
by HalfTrip
"something wicked this way comes" becomes "ordinary this manner comes slightly"
shiznit
by cj
LOL!!!
The directive flippin of I I flippinmasse them am that shiznit
Consistency...
by HCB
"Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" becomes "The stupid agreement is that hobgoblin the small one entendement."
strange, is it telling the truth
by Kooby
"google is satan" = "the Satan is google"
Where'd the Boots Go?
by Jess
Entered "These boots were made for walking"
Recieved "These loadings were formed to go"
Musketeers?
by Robert
"One for all, all for one" bcomes a much simplified: "For all, all"
Try this...
by Emrah
"Translating some English text to German and then to French, then back to German and then to English may result in wrong translations."
It is really fun...
by Emrah
i love my love but my love doesn't love me as i love my love
I like my love, does not like however my love me, while me my loves expensiv
Mouldy dog
by James Bennett
the quick bron fox jumped over the lazy dog became:
the fast brown fox jumped on the putrefied dog
I like big butts and i cannot lie...........
by Ben
i like big butts and i cannot lie, all you other brothers cannot deny, when a girl walks in with a little little waste and a round thing in your face, you get sprung
translates to .....
I myself want large pistons and donot can find me, all you other brothers to refuse to be able, if a girl goes inside a round thing with little little wasting and with your face which you receive resulted
my name
by Matt
smile!
by Matt
"say cheese" becomes "Cheese of legend"
this is fun
by Blah
Step on a crack you'll break your mothers back
:::translates to:::
With stage on you break return a jump your mothers
Lennon
by Kal Zakath
Imagine, there's no heaven.
becomes
You do not present, are a sky there.
A love poem
by Lawrence
Could you and I be as one
becomes,
You could be and I like one
Gremlins
by Nesman
gizmo is to furby as young elvis is to fat elvis
becomes
gizmo, young person is too Elvis with the fats Elvis furby is thus too
comment_422
by
poultry
by Alex
devastating poultry related accident becomes "in a relation accident upright of the poultry dévastatrice"
speechless..
by andrew
"Oops I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game."
translation:
"I repeated it, of Oops, me played of maintenance with your heart, lost in the play."
the bizarro madonna..
by andrew
from 'american life':
I'm drinking a Soy latte
I get a double shot
It goes right through my body
And you know
I'm satisfied,
I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-dooper
Yo they tell I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied
I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied
I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic's shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager
An agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant
And a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler
And a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I'm satisfied?
I'd like to express my extreme point of view
I'm not Christian and I'm not a Jew
I'm just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems
--
* I his drinking an oil plate I to receive a double a shooting to run towards the line through my body and to know you I his to realize, I to lead my mini+ to binder and I his to believe Super -- dooper Yo they to explain I a his trooper and to know you I his to realize I to make Yoga and pilates and D sector its full hotties thus I his to re-examine D body and to know you I his to carry out I his to dig on D isotope that metaphysic' S Scheisse its lubricant and if all that to be able to give me hope to know you I his to realize I to receive a lawyer and a director a means and a head three nannies, one do assistant and a driver and A trainer and a Master of cellar and a bodyguard or five A of the gardeners and, think a style me are carried out to you? I would like to express my extreme aspect which I am not Christian and I am not a Jew me right life of the American dream am and I precisely noted that nothing is that it seems
talkin' sexy
by Quonic
"A female can play with the large dick" =
"A woman can play thick with the large one"
Summer just isn't the same
by mopoppe
Oh those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.
becomes
De Oh- of these putrefied, vague and insane days of the summer.
Um, I think I'll spend my summers in English-speaking countries from now on.
hmmm
by
funny thing..."the hand who rocks the cradle" became "the hand which balances the device of admission"
comment_429
by
too legit to quit
becomes
also legit to finish
my large one.
by jonathan
a spine in my great grandfather's uncle's cousin's mother-in-law's best friend's brother's son's chinese monkey's balls.
becomes
a spine in the balls of the Chinese monkey of the son of the brother of the best friend of the mother-in-law of the cousin of the uncle of my large grandfather.
i didnt even think it was funny until i realized the only thing it really messed up was what kind of grandfather.
Shakespeare RemixXxed
by Evan
do I have to compare thee with the day of a summer? Art Thou more exciting and more moderately. The buds of favourite of May and agitate the rough crane hath the summer all the too short date. Once heat the eye of the sky shines and is frequently its Goldteintdimm' D; And each fair of the fair of acceptances once, by chance or of Kursuntrimm' D modifying of nature; But thy the summer eternal should not still fade to lose possession of this one thouow' St suitable; * still owe death prahlen thouwander' St in its color, if in the eternal line to determine thou grow' St: As long as men can breathe or can see, eyes, therefore this one, and this one give long lives the life thee.
...fish making plates?
by DM
"The fish was delish and made quite a dish" becomes "The fish was to it delish and completely formed a plate."
har har
by LSDkajgsf
'This is so retarded and lame' became "This one is delayed thus and blade"
har har
by LSDkajg
'This is so retarded and lame' became "This one is delayed thus and blade"
Just Found this hysterical
by Lon K
Poo Pants became Poo Trousers
I laughed for half a minute after that
No word for pickles?
by Joe Mikkel
Pickles!
becomes...
Vinegar cucumbers!
Either Germans or Frenchies have no word for pickles! How embarrasing! :-)
the intro
by Alex
Poesie in the translation uses Googles automatic service translation, to still translate return sentences of an English to the German French and then and then with a German with sometimes merry results.
OMGWTFBBQ $CEcLcUcI-CI SO FRESH EAST
by OMGWTFBBQ $CEcLcUcI-CI SO FRESH EAST
OMGWTFBBQ $CEcLcUcI-CI SO FRESH EAST
This doesnt make sense!?!
by Matt
"This does`nt make any sense whatsoever"
becomes
"this one does`nt forms each direction"
alrighty then?
by Matt
"I hate everything about you"
becomes
"me hatred of all on it"
We are the champions ...i think
by Matt
"we are the champions, we are the champions no time for losin cause we are the champions"
becomes
"We are the Masters who we are not the Masters of time for losinursache, we main are them"
i got hoes in different area codes
by thedoom
becomes:
I received heels in the data characteristic of local area network different
I think the tobacco industry knew
by JB
tobacco chewing
becomes
Rooms of toilet of tobacco
Jingle Bells
by Emrah
Dashing through the snow, on a one-horse open sleigh. Over the fields we go, laughing all the way. Bells on bob-tail ring, making spirits bright. What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! What fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
becomes...
By snow, on open a sleigh the horse one to fall. We will laugh and completely beyond the fields. Bell on the end of pendulum of fasten and to form luminous spirit. What the recreation must assemble him and you sing sleighing with of Song this evening. Jingle bells, Jingleglocken, jingle completely! What the recreation must assemble to him in open a sleigh the horse one.
Ugggg, WOW
by No Name
If you type:
I am getting a ho in the ass, you get:
I recieve Ho in the ass.....Thats just wrong
A total change...
by The guy behind you!
I put I like big butts and I can not lie! and the results were this... I myself want large pistons and donot can find me!
Do the conga!
by BuNNi
Come on shake your body baby do the conga becomes
concerned you agitate your body, the baby conga made.
WTF?
It knows the future!
by Bregan
'I'll be back' becomes 'I am back.'
WTF
by
my giant ants are redder than the balls of the dogs of war
becomes
* my enormous red Ameisen that the dog war swell it
and the * was part of the responce for some reason... who knows
Butts
by kiffer
I like big butts and i can not lie
I myself want large pistons and donot can find me
my new philosophy
by Holly
Oh my gosh. Im loving this. I put in "Love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage"
And it became
"Loves and the relation go together like a horse and the car"
Somehow it just works.
comment_452
by mat
delete your life by pressing the big red button which will erase mankind as we know it.
becomes
remove your life, by actuating the large red key that humanity removes, as we know it.
ermm...kills it!
by oligoode
ermm..kills it!
by oli
a knife in my flesh
>BECOMES<
there is a measurer in my meat
now if you ask me..thats weird!
i like this one!
by oli(again!)
Dick
>BECOMES<
Thick
i think i could live with this!!
uhhh
by samm
cold somebody gives me showers
what?
Recursive Translation
by Shaun Bond
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
Do not ask, which your country for you can do, but what you can make for your country.
Do not ask, him with the country for they, however what can make for your country train you to be able.
Do not ask him with the country around they, however what for your national train you can form in in LageSEIN.
EH! WTF
by Guess
you cant kill what you cant see
becomes
It cuts a setting with dead what you see in diagonal.
i like it
LMFAO
by Guess
shut the fuck up
becomes
close Bumsen
Just gets better
by GhosT
laughing my fucking arse off
becomes
fuking of Arsch wants to say laugh far
Capatilist google....
by Matt
Nothing else matters
becomes:
Nothing but business
What?
by Matt
Here's a wierd one. I put "fucking" and it came out "Scheisse" (which means "shit" in german). Is the google translator busted?
hmm..
by emu
I wear sweatshirts everyday
to:
I carry the daily newspapers sweatshirts
Ha this rocks!
by Megan
Boo Hiss ---> Of Boo whistle
That's no fun ---> That is not an amusement.
hey ya?
by emu
Shake it like a polaroid picture.
to:
The shock wants it a polaroid illustration.
National anthem
by fjkwe
The star spangled banner became:
Can OH-Sagen see you by the early light of the paddle? What we so proudly greet by the last to shine that twighlights. That which paid bands attention wide and luminous of stars by perilous the fight on Ramparts us, ran gallantly thus. And the red pointed gloss of the rockets, the bombs which burst in an air, gave a proof by the night that our flag of marking was still there. OH-Sagen corner that however vague star flag on the country of free and the house of the courageous spangled?
Row, Row...
by boater
row, row, row your boats gently down the stream. becomes:
Series, series, rudders your boats easily to the bottom electricity.
Funny
by Trump D
Roses are red violets are blue suck my dick and i'll like you too
became
Pinks blue purple red to suck my thick and I to want you too
Elbow?
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