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Google Battle measures which of two terms has a higher Google rating by searching for term1 OR term2 and then counting the hits of either in the returned top 100.

The current implementation only searches the snippets returned by Google; otherwise the whole thing would take a lot more time.

There are a number of implementations out there that just show you the number of 'hits' each term has and declares the one with the most the winner. It think the OR approach makes more sense; by asking Google to provide us with a list that contains either keyword, Google with indirectly decide which keyword it thinks is more important. Therefore counting the number of occurances of the keywords in the resulting snippets makes sense. The number of hits of a term doesn't mean much; I can create a million pages with my name on it, but that doesn't make me as important as Paul McCartney (oh well, he has 2 million anyway).

pussy vs. penis
by
Google battle result:
pussy : 238
penis : 483

Jesus vs. Satan
by losthorizon
Google battle result:
Jesus : 496
Satan : 207

linux vs windows
by Y o - o n e
Google battle result:
linux : 405
windows : 247

Yes vs No
by Y o - o n e
Google battle result:
yes : 161
no : 828

right vs left
by Y o - o n e
Google battle result:
right : 371
left : 316

up vs down
by
Google battle result:
up : 458
down : 299

mine vs. yours
by Kika
Google battle result:
mine : 446
yours : 225

The Beatles vs. Jesus
by grayfox9996
Google battle result:
beatles : 253
jesus : 443

Yeah, screw you Beatles. Jesus wins.

One vs Zero
by Jason Dragon
Google battle result:
one : 448
zero : 198

Green vs Red
by Jason Dragon
Google battle result:
green : 419
red : 364

They both stink
by Nick Power
Family guy versus The simpsons, they both get a really low score

The simpsons vs. Family Guy
by Nick Power
Simpsons: 5
Family Guy: 4

I like family guy!!!

:D
by KaczoRs
me : 555
jesus : 273

:P

HA!!
by DrkLord
PSP-210
DS-5

Haha war of the gods
by romy
allah : 165
jesus : 533

corporate take over
by romy
microsoft : 366
jesus : 203

Tables have turned!
by romy
white : 286
black : 404

US and the middle east
by
united states : 7
iraq : 142
---
george bush : 5
osama bin laden : 5

. . .
by Persephone
Jesus was not God.

boys : 308
girls : 442

hehehe ^.^

ROCK VS HIP HOP
by metal fan
it doesnt have much advantage but metal is end always be better then hip hop:)

Google battle result:
heavy metal : 6
hip hop : 5

JUST A METAL BEATS RAP
by ?????
Google battle result:
metal : 571
rap : 252

Reply to DrkLord
by Joe
PSP-210
DS-5

Maybe, But...

Google battle result:
playstation : 334
nintendo : 432

Bwahahahah!!
by Nemesis
Google battle result:
Nemesis : 424
Ragnarok : 290

:P

...
by Abwayax
Google battle result:
Myall : 587
3TrainerPoke : 126

... how could that be ...

Myuber indeed...
by Abwayax
Google battle result:
Abwayax : 126
Myall : 587

Can anyone stop this menace?!?!?!

GOOGLE HATH SPOKEN!!!
by Abwayax
Google battle result:
Glitch City : 4
Team Rocket's Rockin : 1

Muahahah...

All your base...
by Abwayax
Google battle result:
Myall : 128
CATS : 582

One Game beats a whole system
by DB
One Game beats a whole system

Google battle result:
halo : 383
playstation : 336

Poop vs Crap
by 6
Google battle result:
poop : 4
crap : 389

comment_30
by
Google battle result:
sex : 555
masturbation : 141

Runescape VS. Unreal Tournament
by unreal tournament fan
Google battle result:
runescape : 138
unreal tournament : 4

Domination!
by Fixen
Google battle result:
google : 704
yahoo : 197

cool
by Ed
cool its ace

mohahaha
by xboxer
Google battle result:
xbox : 303
playstation 2 : 5

Total domination!!!

the death of hip hop
by xboxer
Google battle result:
hip hop : 6
electronica : 128

mhm!

east side or west side?
by xboxer
Google battle result:
east : 307
west : 342

WEST SIDE!!!!!!!!

Uh oh?
by Lashmush
Google battle result:
axis : 574
allies : 247

One more for the show...
by Lashmush
google : 642
altavista : 153

AV has been thoroughly owned.

pong
by Widdled
Google battle result:
retard : 128
special education : 7

haahahhaa
by ?
man : 629
woman : 210

Nintendo rules
by Nintendo fan
Google battle result:
nintendo : 419
playstation : 333

Me like Nintendo :D

Jesus vs. Europe
by Jan
Google battle result:
jesus : 178
europe : 488

Jan beats Simpsons
by Jan666
Google battle result:
simpsons : 254
jan : 387

Pepsi IS better.
by
Google battle result:
pepsi : 435
coke : 380

Boobs or tits :)
by
Google battle result:
boobs : 382
tits : 301

comment_46
by They are 1 and the same.
Google battle result:
george bush : 4
osama bin laden : 4

Also the same
by lolo
maybe this is a hint

Google battle result:
george bush : 5
bin laden : 5

13 beats the beast
by infeeeeerno
hmmm what digit is more evil
check the result of 666

Google battle result:
666 : 130
13 : 506

this proofs that the digit 13 is more evil than 666
:D:D

I always knew it...
by Meg
Google battle result:
emo : 418
ska : 433

it's okay. don't cry.

You win!
by Meg
Google battle result:
the pope : 6
you : 385

WoW vs. GW2
by Narane
World of Warcraft vs. Guild Wars 2!

World of Warcraft: 4
Guild Wars 2: 4

I knew it!
by da0
Google battle result:
environmentalists : 254
hippies : 272

Dick Cheney IS a stiff.
by
Google battle result:
dick cheney : 4
a stiff : 4

bright vs dark
by hobbit
Google battle result:
bright : 252
dark : 459

vader vs. skywalker
by arni
dark side rules!

Google battle result:
vader : 435
skywalker : 265

Oh Great...
by Ajsccrman638
Google battle result:
straight : 5
gay : 556

Crap...

I've counted them! It's correct!
by @lecz
Google battle result:
jews : 288
orthodox : 341

I like this discrimination tool! loool

THE EPIC BATTLE CONTINUES!!!
by Shannon

Google battle result:
pirates : 617
ninjas : 149

I KNEW Pirates were better

Guitar VS Drums
by Gitare
guitar : 601
drums : 206

Take that! Guitar beats drums! HA!

pwned
by broken.spacebar
Google battle result:
gmail : 571
hotmail : 210

idiots vs. democrats :)
by Mia
republican : 256
democrat : 330

yay for democrats!!

Tie
by Bob
Google battle result:
your mom : 5
my car : 5

I'm a little surprised myself
by Jcs
Google battle result:
good : 465
evil : 182

why dont u just eat instead?
by hmmm
atkins : 198
food : 571

star wars
by nope
Luke VS Darth Vadar

Luke: 173
Darth Vadar: 5

damn Straight!

thats obvious.... clever vs dumb
by aa
Google battle result:
jews : 371
muslims : 242

...also obvious considering Palestine does not exist
by aa
Google battle result:
israel : 429
palestine : 248

...arafat was not human..so understandable
by
Google battle result:
sharon : 486
arafat : 219

say it ain't so...
by
Google battle result:
work : 506
sleep : 203

me is better than you! lol =D
by Frozen Blade
Google battle result:
me : 458
you : 349

Who is powerful?
by Frozen Blade
Google battle result:
java : 540
c++ : 81

rhetorical question. :P

The mojority is lost!
by Frozen Blade
Google battle result:
lost : 482
found : 229

excuse the pun...

The Irony...
by Frozen Blade
Google battle result:
tennis : 504
rugby : 285

Especially in South Africa

Rich or Famous?
by John

Alllah vs. Yahweh
by
allah : 379
yahweh : 254

hmm, same God anyway

religion vs. logic
by
religion : 299
logic : 355

Intelligence prevails...

Good vs. Evil
by
good : 440
evil : 198

Evil, though growing, is greatly outnumbered by the number of good hearted, intelligent people in the world.

Punk vs. New Wave
by
punk : 167
new wave : 7

hardcore politically charged rock wins

Spam vs. Email
by Darthbane
Google battle result:
spam : 494
email : 385

A very bad thing indeed...

Just proves whats better
by dwaf
Google battle result:
skiing : 342
snowboarding : 260

Armada vs K2
by dwaf
Google battle result:
armada : 384
k2 : 414

Google Vs Microsoft
by Alejandro
Google battle result:
google : 451
microsoft : 290

I knew it
by Blair
Google battle result:
dial-up : 125
cable : 489

dial-up SUCKS!!!

Firefox vs. IE
by jprussel
Google battle result:
firefox : 192
internet explorer : 5

you people did it wrong
by El Pollo Diablo
you can't put an entire company (Nintendo) up against a single product (playstation). So I submit to you:
Google battle result:
nintendo : 234
sony : 542

PS: I LOVE nintendo and in no way am a sony fanboy but the other searches where stacked.

Man vs. God
by
Man : 385
God : 266

Legendary Question gets an answer!
by The man

Google battle result:
to be : 15
not to be : 7

SasuNaru vs. GaaNaru
by
Google battle result:
sasunaru : 408
gaanaru : 156
awww...demon love's the best though..

what!?!?
by Blair
Google battle result:
microsoft : 241
gateway : 250

Oddly enough...
by Frosty
Google battle result:
yo mom : 4
yo dad : 4

We could go for ever... And i like it....
by havin' fun
Google battle result:
arnold schwarzenegger : 5
sylvester stallone : 6

the beatles battle royale
by skank
ok, all of the beatles.......

in 4th place, paul mccartney with 5
in third, ringo starr with 6
in second, john lennon with 7
and george harrison is our winner with 11

oddly enough, I put in Pete Best (the fifth beatle), and got nine, higher than all of them except for george (maybe they should have kept him, LOL)

That
by

I win...
by Mark
Google battle result:
jesus : 257
mark : 405

World Series?!?
by Barry
Google battle result:
houston : 278
chicago : 367

Google battle result:
White Sox : 5
Astros : 191

Hack Vs. Mod
by mAsTaHaCkA
Hack 372
Mod 428

I'm so confused
by wanna eat cheese
6:cream cheese
6:blue cheese

Red vs Blue
by Eric
Google battle result:
red : 373
blue : 390

Red vs Blue, great show! Haha this is funny.

Battle of the Downloadable Games
by Meow
Google battle result:
gunz : 150
ragnarok online : 4

Hurr hurr.

Me vs You
by
Google battle result:
me : 432
you : 333

There taking over the world!!!
by Harry
OMG! Nooooo
Google battle result:
gay : 546
straight : 208

Fingers Win Ha!
by Harry.. Yet Again :P
Google battle result:
fingers : 440
toes : 255

The Cockneys Rule Again
by Harry
Google battle result:
i love you : 4
luv ya : 4

ati vs nvidia
by eMi
Google battle result:
ati : 559
nvidia : 311

World Economy Status
by eMi
Google battle result:
euro : 708
dolar : 127

killers?
by eMi
Google battle result:
eeuu : 171
irak : 613

Mac vs Linux
by eMi
Google battle result:
linux : 446
mac : 316

Argentinian facts historic
by eMi
Google battle result:
san martin : 6
che : 334

mmmmmmmmm
by eMi
Google battle result:
san martin : 6
che guevara : 4

Burn it
by eMi
Google battle result:
nero : 521
nti : 276

AI vs Brain
by eMi
Google battle result:
artificial intelligence : 7
brain intelligence : 5

DVD Player
by eMi
Google battle result:
powerdvd : 365
windvd : 377

argentinian film?
by eMi
Google battle result:
francella : 140
darin : 475

HaHaHa
by Cloud
Cloud kicks Sephiroths @$$!

Cloud vs. Sephiroth
by Cloud
Google battle result:
cloud : 606
sephiroth : 140

Hahaha owned
by Simon
lmao i knew xbox waz better

Google battle result:
ps2 : 229
xbox : 734

giant douche vs. turd sandwich
by what
Google battle result:
giant douche : 5
turd sandwich : 5

comment_197
by
Google battle result:
liberalism : 310
conservatism : 256

noooooo
by xtz123
Google battle result:
google : 9
altavista : 156

interesting
by Lolee
Google battle result:
first : 4
last : 188

video games vs. human interaction
by Penguin
Google battle result:
human interaction : 5
video games : 4

... go make some real friends, kiddos. =P

wishful thinking cricket scores
by scruffy
Google battle result:
yorkshire : 433
lancashire : 254

Second City: Chicago vs NYC
by Waxy Poetic
It's a knockout! Chicago . . . the second city no more.

Google battle result:
Chicago : 456
New York City : 6

In the rematch bout:

Google battle result:
Chicago : 420
NYC : 209

ME　ＢＥＴＴＥＲTHAN　ＧＯＤ
by Ｃｈａｒｌｅｙ
Google battle result:
god : 251
me : 587

Oh Crap
by SM
robots : 529
humans : 192

It's MINE!
by Mine
Google battle result:
mine : 472
yours : 231

no!
by phill
i farted

FUJUCK
by Brr
Me-978r639763487638443249732948372432847389ZORZ!!!
You-23

PORN!
by BBBB
http://www.adultreviews.net/

Joe vs Bob
by Michael
Google battle result:
joe : 340
bob : 341

Dog vs Cat
by Michael
dog : 431
cat : 433

i vs o
by Michael
Google battle result:
i : 2553
o : 3943

Pepsi vs Coke
by Michael
Google battle result:
pepsi : 423
coke : 388

Insurence
by Michael
Google battle result:
statefarm : 154
geico : 470

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
_________________________________________________
15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurence!

The Cold WAR!!!
by Pavel
Google battle result:
united states : 7
russia : 134

BOOYAH!!!!
by Nienn
Evanescence so TOTALLY dominates! Woot to that!

Google battle result:
Evanescence : 154
Lacuna Coil : 5

BRAD LIKES THEM EQUALLY
by Ksusha
Google battle result:

jennifer aniston : 6
angelina jolie : 6

...at the same time?

FINALLY, AN ANSWER TO THE BIG QUESTION!
by Ksusha
Google battle result:
Which came first?

chicken : 415
egg : 355

comment_292
by lucy
john lennon 7
paul mccartney 5

the better brand
by
marlboros : 133
camels : 515

evan satan is better
by nobody
bill gates : 5
satan : 136

What a FUck!
by judgedmadmike
Ja Rule :5
50 cent :5
but 50 is da best

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JudgedMadMike
PSP:206
Nintendo DS:5

The age old question
by
Google battle result:
science : 425
religion : 133

Obviously biased...
by ???
Google battle result:
google : 170
everything else : 5

What they really like to get up to....
by Joshie (Australia)
Google battle result:
crack : 292
hack : 447

Sweet Jumping Mother Teresa on a Pogo Stick!
by Der Fuhrer
The results prove unreliable as each search is likely to bring up a different number of results. This added to the fact that the number results have statistically nothing what so ever to do with the popularly with the entered search item makes it in what internet slang would label as "|_4/|\3"

Still,
Xbox: 717
Ps2: 251

Wow...
by Boofed
Google battle result:
paris hilton : 5
slut : 136

Isn't it amazing?!?!

Ya I usually shout it first too.
by Zombydude
Google battle result:
shit : 301
fuck : 380

AHH, 380 MY TOE!!

FUCK!!
by Zombydude
Google battle result:
homework : 128
video games : 5

:'(

This thing is fun...
by Zombydude
Google battle result:
beavis : 533
butt-head : 161

I WIN!!
by Zombydude
Google battle result:
winner : 417
loser : 263

comment_306
by
firefox : 205
internet explorer : 4

Microsoft Dominates
by Blair
Google battle result:
xbox : 703
ps2 : 246

The Tables Have Turned!!!!!!!!
by Blair
Google battle result:
xbox360 : 251
ps3 : 546

but microsoft is still more powerful
by Blair
Google battle result:
microsoft : 320
sony : 308

DUH!!!
by Blair
Google battle result:
play fair : 6
cheat : 145

????
by confused
Google battle result:
erbvtseg : 12
tynmtrhd : 12

someone please explain
this

This isn't good.
by Ryan
Google battle result:
George Bush : 5
Satan : 135

But Really, Who Couldn't?
by Me
4chan : 128
me : 681

Googlex
by wilDr
Google battle result:
google : 628
sex : 191

Yes or Pink
by Steve
Google battle result:
yes : 141
pink floyd : 5

HAAA FUCK SOCIETY
by steve
Google battle result:
majority : 197
minority : 393

Its better to listen
by
Google battle result:
talk : 16
listen : 181

This or that?
by saldjfsaf
Google battle result:
this : 365
that : 226

It's always this damn it!

Even the internet's fat
by joeblowme
Google battle result:
fat : 567
skinny : 193

It's good to see love still wins
by indrahprashmet
Google battle result:
porn : 170
love : 590

comment_321
by Flower
Google battle result:
starcraft : 135
red alert : 5

comment_322
by Flower
LOL

Google battle result:
hash : 333
weed : 454

Yeah, it seemed like a bad idea as I was typing it
by thomas hills
Google battle result:
husbands : 216
wives : 502

Soccer vs. Football
by anglodutch
Google battle result:
soccer : 367
football : 349

paris vs. london
by anglodutch
Google battle result:
paris : 258
london : 409

comment_326
by
Google battle result:
rpg : 594
fps : 199

w00t

me and my wife
by jones
Glad to see that I am more important than my wife!

Google battle result:
me : 386
my wife : 169

;-)

No longer open for debate...
by k0rtez
Google battle result:
tastes great : 160
less filling : 172

catsup is pwnt
by alk
Google battle result:
catsup : 228
ketchup : 564

Evolution vs. intelligent design
by Corrina
Google battle result:
evolution : 273
intelligent design : 6

Fuckin' A.

Courtney Love vs. Kathleen Hanna
by Corrina
Google battle result:
courtney love : 108
kathleen hanna : 107

Kathleen Hanna is better.

Nigger vs. Cracker
by Coolitron
Google Battle Result:
Nigger: 224
Cracker: 503

So much for that fad
by JD
pwn : 134
own : 439

So much for that fad

Too bad it never happens this way...
by Danny
roll tide!

Google battle result:
alabama : 402
auburn : 289

Yahooooo!
by Charles C. Leary
paul mccartney : 81
thom yorke : 120

HaHaHaHa!!!
by Charles C. Leary
the beatles : 7
radiohead : 253

Suck It!

This is a true one.
by Scott
nintendo ds : 164
sony psp : 130

yeah!
by geckogreen.de
Google battle result:
win : 601
lose : 173

Sex & the City vs. Desparete Housewives
by Google X
Google battle result:
sex and the city : 7
desparete housewives : 5

Google vs. Yahoo
by Murderosity
Google battle result:
google : 422
yahoo : 477

Mustaine Vs Hetfield
by Jamie
Google battle result:
james hetfield : 121
dave mustaine : 137

Ha! DS wins!
by HB
Google battle result:
nintendo ds : 164
sony psp : 127

comment_343
by bob
Google battle result:
sony : 611
nintendo : 250

and

Google battle result:
sony : 333
microsoft : 321

comment_344
by hbk
Google battle result:
nintndo ds : 49
poo : 154

well there is your answer

Proof: physics < chemistry
by
Google battle result:
physics : 420
chemistry : 250

^ dont you mean >?
by
Google battle result:
> : 157
< : 157

>>> This explains it
by
dyslexia : 503
stupidity : 193

WOOF!
by
Google battle result:
cats : 382
dogs : 405

this is fake
by sarah
this is faulty, it doesn't work. I typed in a term several times and got 147, 164, 874, 73, 530 in a span of about 60 second... this is so fake.

coke v pepsi
by gray
Google battle result:
coke : 411
pepsi : 408
pepsi loooooooses

.
by Keel
jesus : 236
rock : 539

dancers battle
by jl
Google battle result:
fred astaire : 193
ginger rogers : 191

Hmmmmm
by Lolame
And God wins again in a close race.

God : 393
jesus : 375

Goth kicks ass
by Myself
Google battle result:
goth : 626
chav : 216

Didnt see this coming
by el minotauro
harry potter : 211
eminem : 134

god vs google
by k
Google battle result:
god : 177
google : 634

depression vs happiness
by
Google battle result:
depression : 527
happiness : 190
:D

now this i can believe
by
david bowie : 217
god : 145

Rule Britania
by
Google battle result:
usa : 211
uk : 406

This paper's indestructable...
by Bluebird
rock : 396
paper : 415

paper : 623
scissors : 158

long live the mighty paper!

Brawny Guy vs, Mr Clean
by Josh Abrams
Google battle result:
brawny guy : 27
mr. clean : 6

Is mac more popular???
by ellie cosmo
windows : 314
mac : 373

Obvious.
by
Google battle result:
intelligent design : 169
evolution : 277

Me Vs You
by Ash
Google battle result:
me : 431
you : 345

Cheney saw to this one personally
by Matt
osama : 273
saddam : 392

Pretty obvious
by Lil Jimmy
opie : 157
anthony : 493

Goggle VS Yahoo
by Chris Brinser
Google battle result:
goggle : 4
yahoo : 750

Hah

Mr.
by Chris
Google battle result:
emacs : 390
vi : 439

Editors...
by Chris
Google battle result:
emacs : 390
vi : 439

Penny Arcade Vs CAD
by Trooper
Google battle result:
pa : 1063
cad : 269

:-) vs :-(
by Lei Ming
:-): 10
:-(: 10

Victory is ours
by el-oh-el
Google battle result:
noob : 182
veteran : 432

Google battle result:
google : 421
yahoo : 485

Google battle result:
lol : 439
haha : 213

Google battle result:
sony : 329
microsoft : 308

Google battle result:
sony : 557
everyone : 177

Google battle result:
sony : 379
universe : 316

Google battle result:
owned : 399
pwned : 164

comment_373
by TIE
microsoft : 304
virus : 304

WAR !
by
war : 464
peace : 322

mafia Rules
by
cops : 330
mafia : 407

HA FOR YOU!
by w/e
Google battle result:
xbox : 278
playstation 2 : 165

Anime vs Cartoons
by chiisa
Google battle result:
anime : 437
cartoons : 303

The age old question answered.
by Blackdragon16
Well now we know:

Google battle result:
dead : 417
alive : 315

Google battle result:
corpse : 174
body : 567

Google battle result:
rot : 521
fester : 195

We're all going to end up dead, rotting bodies.

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH YYAAAAAHHH
by
Google battle result:
sex : 324
god : 320

I'm showing this one to my girlfriend
by Azzy
Google battle result:
sex : 566
commitment : 137

THE WORLD HATH SPOKEN!
by jman
Lol i knew it was true!

DS wins!
by gosp
ds : 482
psp : 406

haha

Playstation beat again
by danlew
nintendo : 457
playstation : 326

Internet Explorer VS Firefox
by greg

firefox : 222
internet explorer : 188

Neurotron vs. raptor slyer
by pat
neurotron : 139
raptor slayer : 6

Britney vs Jessica
by Swoops
Check this out

Britney Spears:169
Jessica Simpson:158

Uh oh better watch out Britney, Jessica's gaining grounds!

Gay vs Straught
by Swoops
Wow.

Gay:569
Straight:230

Lets hope Catholic Priests don't have heart attacks... :)

EEEkk
by Snobers
Shiza...

The United States: 4
World: 156

Est no gizst.. ru United States ist bley doche.

Shiza gadrh :)

Snape vs Dumbledore
by Swoops
Snape:414
Dumbledore:239

Hahahahahahaha! Snape pwn3d Dumbledore.

Harry Potter killed God and Jesus!!!!!!
by Swoops
Now that I have your attention, prepare to tremble in fear!

Harry Potter:210
God:145
Jesus:140

Harry Potter is now more powerful than God AND Jesus! Muahahahahahaha!
:P

Sony Playstation Rules!
by JC
Google battle result:
ps3 : 493
xbox360 : 304

What did you say
by JC
Google battle result:
ps3 : 201
nintendo revolution : 138

Once again
by JC
Google battle result:
ps2 : 390
gamecube : 359

Personally, I think the latter has it.
by Danny
Google battle result:
beer: 355
sex: 341

WHAT!!!!
by
Google battle result:
google : 413
yahoo : 492

Still dont get it

You can see which one's superior.
by
Google battle result:
God : 149
I : 2987

Hmm this can't be right
by blackgrendel
Google battle result:
google : 415
yahoo : 472

Most Popular Book of All Time
by
I knew it.

bible : 140
harry potter : 222

GIRLS LIKE TONGUE BETTER!
by
Google battle result:
tongue : 401
penis : 368

Bill aint got nothing on Me!
by Zak
me : 343
bill gates : 181

I'll F**king burry that guy! I've done it before and I'll do it agian!

KILL!!!
by Dr Wrebagzhoe
It's only logical.

Google battle result:
kill : 862
be killed : 5

The Age old Question
by
Google battle result:
chuck norris : 173
bruce lee : 172

nail biter...

Finally the question is anwsered: Pop or
by

Close...
by Rob
Google battle result:
god : 384
jesus : 390

Wow, Jesus beats god.

Im going to hell for this are'nt I.

no one reads the comments before posting
by
Google battle result:
bbbb : 131
spam : 723

clearly the force took over that poor poster

Noooooo
by Merlin
Google battle result:
google : 397
yahoo : 483

Aaaaaaah

nonononoononon

noooooooooooooo
=(

volume
by NickMad
Graphics will never be the same anymore....

Google battle result:
3d : 618
2d : 151

Sex or drugs?
by Mike
Google result:

Sex: 335
Drugs: 322

It's close, but looks like we'd rather get laid than be high!

Who Woulda Thunk It!
by sheld0n
Google battle result:
love : 623
lust : 143

a cow says moo
by boobies for me
moo

:-) or :-(
by Darren
Google battle result:
:-) : 10
:-( : 10

It's a tie!

transformers
by karen
autobots : 389
decepticons : 280

Unfair!
by dolphonia
Google battle result:
clever boy : 9
clever girl : 95

We r so good...........
by SirKillALot

good : 458
evil : 206

we r so good............. :D i dont think so

Yeah
by juan
Google battle result:
crips : 389
bloods : 346

to make you feel better about the democrats
by mungothemenacing
Google battle result:
republican : 248
monkey : 413

It's true, nobody can beat them
by funky-joe
Google battle result:
man utd : 162
chelsea : 184

Oh yes, somebody can
by funky-joe
Google battle result:
lincoln city : 205
chelsea : 140

get in there!! :D

I guess it's not better
by Bibby
Google battle result:
1 head : 28
2 heads : 10

Suck on it
by Breezy Badger
Google battle result:
liberal : 5
conservative : 328

Suck it long and hard liberals

Nitendo PWNED
by Gallotti
Google battle result:
sony : 680
nitendo : 135

war of the greath
by neovax
Google battle result:
zelda : 233
mario : 514

Puppies vs porn
by not here anymore
puppies : 181
porn : 518

Sex is Best!
by google consultant
sex : 362
drugs : 297

my fav bird
by nathan mcalinden
Google battle result:
amanda : 449
hanna : 256

goths vs chavs
by grant cronin
Google battle result:
goths : 400
chavs : 229

mancs vs scousers
by ryan brown
Google battle result:
man united : 61
liverpool : 196

sex or beer?
by ryan brown
Google battle result:
sex : 347
beer : 350

U OR THEM?
by Lou Scannon
Google battle result:
google : 377
yahoo : 524

HAHAHA

jesus killed god!
by spicermiester
Google battle result:
jesus : 410
god : 369

The True Winner
by Swami G
sony : 567
nintendo : 240

sony : 295
microsoft : 67

microsoft : 445
nintendo : 184

And the winner?

I thought so.

Jesus VS Frankenstein
by Anark
Google battle result:
jesus : 468
frankenstein : 240

the truth
by lmao
good call google, who really cares what she looks like

Google battle result:
face : 41
big boobs : 146

bigger band?
by s!
Google battle result:
metallica : 298
nirvana : 499

Tolkein vs. Rowling
by Steverett
Google battle result:
lord of the rings : 4
harry potter : 199

Google vs yahoo
by QMaras
Google battle result:
google : 395
yahoo : 498

;)

Gay x Hetero
by plague?
Google battle result:
gay : 601
hetero : 128

mmmmmm, i know we are all gay!

World Cup 2006
by ----:_rcd_:-----
Google battle result:
brazil : 319
germany : 300

omgz
by seb
Google battle result:
50 cent : 108
organized religion : 55

Sex or computers?
by Juggs
Google battle result:
sex : 137
computer : 378

old world or new
by ak.baru
Google battle result:
uk : 413
usa : 206

the geek shall inherit the earth
by ak.baru
Google battle result:
geeks : 518
jocks : 156

Two USS Battleships against each other :D
by Fokgyem
Google battle result:
Nimitz : 295
Intrepid : 447

Old skool gaming rocks
by Samwise
Google battle result:
pong : 133
world of warcraft : 4

owned

the ubergod of hackerz vs myall
by the_cheat
Google battle result:
myall : 239
se7en : 399

i kicked everybody's ass
by the cheat
Google battle result:
i : 2431
everybody : 483

Eat this PSP Fans
by Keo
Google battle result:
nintendo ds : 170
sony psp : 121

Awesome
by Rick McBride
Google battle result:
ass : 1012
tits : 191

Bull$%!*
by Matt C
ninjas: 268
hippies: 339

Molesting Children Vs. Praying!!!
by dude who is gona get an F for playing with this instead of doing essay
Google battle result:
molesting children : 64
praying to god : 6

interesting...

Paper vs. plastic
by Ieuan
Google battle result:
paper : 526
plastic : 262

The Ultimate Conspiracy = Closer Than I Thought
by
Google battle result:
kurt cobain murdered : 9
kurt cobain suicide : 10

We've oficially gone too far
by
Google battle result:
american idol : 212
jesus : 154

Google battle result:
american idol : 210
god : 148

comment_475
by
love : 548
hate : 220

the battle of britain ca. 1993
by dieter
Google battle result:
blur : 6
oasis : 592

Victory!!!!!
by GOD
me:690

Hitler:162

This is for all you Jewish people...

Hitler v. Stalin
by ???????

Hittler v. Stalin
by ??????????????????????????
Hitler : 507
Stalin : 346

But…

hitler : 8
stalin : 346

What a Difference Capitalization Makes

Cheap ni...
by blackone
Google battle result:
pinto : 569
bently : 154
Wow

I strike again...
by GOD
God-533
mortals-133

Muhahahahahahahahaha!!! Bow down to me!

He who is almighty!!!
by GOD
me-301
the world-5

*clackling laughter* NOW I SHALL RULE ALL *Palpatine laughs*...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by GOD
Intellegent America-4
Liberals-187

It can't be true anything but that!!!! Noooooo!

Me vs. You
by bobbitchin
Google battle result:
me : 400
you : 368

Us vs. Them
by Bobbitchin
Google battle result:
us : 691
them : 132

We Win!

pillow of doom vs. deadliest dragon
by jupiterblade
Google battle result:
+5 vorpal pillow : 4
great wyrm gold dragon : 9

poor pillow. i knew ye well.

google = ownd
by Dej
Google battle result:
google : 418
yahoo : 451

There ya go
by GOD
Well, there you go.

Hunting incedent-4

Communist plot-71

tom vs bob
by skellious
Google battle result:
tom : 387
bob : 340

comment_492
by
Google battle result:
delphi : 293
c++ : 157

Now THAT's interesting.
by Saskia W.
Google battle result:
muslim : 355
christianity : 323

THE ACE OF SPADES
by incaseoffire
Google battle result:
ace of spades : 222
jesus : 128

YEAH THE ACE OF SPADES RULES ALL!!!!

Of course.
by Tracie
Google battle result:
white stripes : 210
metallica : 134

niggas win?
by sdfa asldkjfhsa
niggas : 658
hommies : 193

I thought so..
by ploppy
I thougt this might be the case.. what does this say about the world..
puppet : 369
vampire : 413

Crap vs. Piss
by Hellspawn
Google battle result:
crap : 407
piss : 230

Google vs. Yahoo
by Ferdia
Google battle result:
google : 416
yahoo : 449

what'a'ya know, yahoo won

Firefox VS IE
by puffaliaz
YES!!!

Google battle result:
firefox : 483
internet explorer : 76

Straight Or Gay?
by DaMan
Gay - 499
Straight - 228
Google says it all!

Star Wars
by TyeDyeShadow
empire : 532
rebellion : 161

No, it can't be!!!

jedi : 518
sith : 256

I thought so! :-)

California vs. the rest y'all
by TyeDyeShadow
Call us strange, crazy, fruits and nuts...

Google battle result:
california : 149
united states : 132

But we still win! heh, heh.

Damn!
by TyeDyeShadow
Google battle result:
californians : 138
americans : 349

Spoke too soon, I guess. :-P

Better!
by TyeDyeShadow
Google Battle Results:
norcal : 376
socal : 368

I like that better, anyway!

Saddam vs. W
by
Google battle result:
george bush : 71
saddam husein : 83

I Rule
by dieter
Google battle result:
me : 601
everybody : 157

Finally, which captain is better!!
by travis
Google battle result:
kirk : 488
picard : 281

comment_512
by
Google battle result:
us : 660
them : 133

comment_513
by
yahoo : 446
google : 421

comment_514
by
Google battle result:
mindless self indulgence : 189
system of a down : 44

comment_515
by
Google battle result:
vampire : 365
zombie : 386

comment_516
by
Google battle result:
vampire : 365
zombie : 386

comment_517
by
Google battle result:
i : 2502
you : 345

Old school...
by
Google battle result:
squall : 156
cloud : 596

comment_520
by
Google battle result:
pepsi : 232
coca cola : 33

American vs Brit
by
Google battle result:
ass : 1020
arse : 210

south park kicks ass
by
Google battle result:
south park : 162
the simpsons : 7

google v yahoo
by
Google battle result:
google : 428
yahoo : 437

Games Vs Porn
by Anon
games : 525
porn : 127

THE MULTIUNIVERSE IS MINE
by Lucifer Archangel of Light
Google battle result:
ian van dahl : 125
snoop dogg : 99

comment_526
by
Google battle result:
allah is evil : 4
allah is not evil : 4

Tits
by Natural gal
Google battle result:
fake boobs : 110
real boobs : 37

Hmmmm...
Is google a blokes company?

Superficial
by Natural Gal
Google battle result:
smart but ugly : 4
dumb but pretty : 5

Those blokes again...

Evil
by Natural Gal
Google battle result:
vengeful god : 108
loving god : 26

Battle of the Bands
by Raedyn L.
Since I couldn't decide which band I should say when people ask me, "What's your favourite band?" I decided to pit them against each other. My favourite bands?

Why, My Chemical Romance and The Goo Goo Dolls!

It's the ultimate battle!

John vs. Gerard! Robby vs. Mikey! Mike vs. Bob! And then there's Ray and Frank--will they tip the balance or will the Goos prevail despite being outnumbered five to three?

And the results are...

The Goo Goo Dolls set the bar with an even 126!

And My Chemical Romance?

...

126!

frog vs. toad
by Sam
Google battle result:
frog : 14
toad : 261

I'm Shadow the hedehog
by Joel
Im Shadow and lisin f---k eggman hes a b---- he sucks d--k and licks p---y hes a f---ing perverd and is a b---h n-g-- {pulls out a gun and soots eggman} {blood is sqrerting everywhere from his fat a-s} see hes a fat a-s now he is my creater but f--k hem d--e he tried to kill me with hes fat a-- but he did not retreive so he is dead thats all after all I'm the real Shadow the hedgehog :PS: This Is A "Vilont" story And it has "strong langwes" in it and rosting.

Shadow + Rouge = Toghter
by Shadow the hedgehog
Well Rouge likes shadow? she just does not tell hem! Caus if she dos she will be imbreased and .................... Shadow + Rouge = Toghter !THE END!

There is hope, after all
by Andre Oosterman
philosophy : 431
bullshit : 147

Myspace vs. United States
by ASSAU|T
Google battle result:
myspace : 126
united states : 125

Its a close one, but Myspace takes it.

comment_543
by
Google battle result:
science : 429
religion : 135

MUHAHA
by Blue Command
Google battle result:
red : 368
blue : 409

Swine Wins!
by George Bush
Google battle result:
pig : 519
mohammed : 190

Spit or Swallow?
by Mingh Ita
Google battle result:
spit : 363
swallow : 365

A close call hurgahhhh

Where would we go if we'd die today?
by Unimportant
2006/04/18

Google battle result:
heaven : 392
hell : 385

Yahoo V Google
by Bebe
Google battle result:
yahoo : 457
google : 413

Freddy pissed off
by Elvis 1
freddy : 199
jason : 485

Jason you got pissed off piece of sht

Who?
by Adrienne
Google battle result:
men : 772
women : 483

Rule Brittania
by Bluevolt
uk : 402
usa : 213

Hen pecked
by Bluevolt
husband : 276
wife : 464

Never!
by Bluevolt
porn : 159
bible : 630

For love or money?
by Bluevolt
love : 233
money : 496

comment_557
by
Google battle result:
goatse : 146
lemon party : 161

Bow to your new master! :P
by Headless Chicken
Google battle result:
me : 299
the world : 6

google vs altavista
by garybushwell
Google battle result:
google : 767
altavista : 155

Only one team in london
by Stebo
Google battle result:
arsenal : 510
tottenham : 237

1
by Andi
Google battle result:
dr. tarr : 136
professor feather : 39

Thats what I'm talking about
by Caffeine
Google battle result:
guinness : 436
budweiser : 270

Hmm
by Sausage Nose
Google battle result:
cheesy nickers : 4
clean nickers : 4

Steam wins :)
by anonymous
Google battle result:
steam : 859
cracked steam : 7

bla
by bla
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:D I win!
by Me
Google battle result:
me : 382
you : 367

The debate rages on...
by chronic headache
Google battle result:
star wars : 39
star trek : 222

A score i like....
by Haggis
Google battle result:
scotland : 405
england : 248

M Games
by
Google battle result:
halo : 159
jack tompson : 108

pwned

Well that's that one settled!
by Steph
creation : 241
the big bang : 8

General Election Results (1 of 2)
by Steph
david cameron : 79
tony blair : 152

General Election Results (2 of 2)
by Steph
Labour : 543
Conservitives : 129

Liberal democrats : 169
Conservitives : 128

Liberal Democrats : 174
Labour : 194

Google battle result:
by Leo
jesus : 5
devil : 291

Pleasure Index
by Leo
Google battle result:
fuck : 338
suck : 342

Close call... enjoy both!

Gunz And Gunbound !
by MMORPG Player
Google battle result:
gunz : 403
gunbound : 435

The more rude word has LOST
by MMORPG Player

OMG
Google battle result:
fucker : 4
idiot : 499

Hate is better than love ...
by MMORPG Player
Google battle result:
love : 8
hate : 202

psp vs nintendo ds
by as
Google battle result:
psp : 8
nintendo ds : 208

Science vs. Math
by Da procastonater
Google battle result:
science : 416
math : 214

thats right suckars! MATH SUCKS too bad i still have to do that hw.......

Close, but no cigar...
by Skillzilla
Google battle result:
zombies : 308
humans : 307

Gay Porn vs. Jesus
by billy
Gay porn: 153
Jesus: 151

close lol

Terrorists vs Counter Terrorists
by Wheel of Time
Google battle result:
terrorist : 450
counter terrorist : 22

Dead or Alive
by Wheel of Time
Google battle result:
dead : 421
alive : 334

*errr...yeah, i prefer alive*

Habbeb It!
by Anonymous
Google battle result:
magic the gathering : 59
yu gi oh : 30

Fark Monsters
by JohnnyApocalypse
Google battle result:
fsm : 312
cthulhu : 424

Doh!
by JohnnyApocalypse
Google battle result:
drew : 598
lowtax : 155

Monkey slays Robot
by DemiDiesel
Monkey: 431
Robot: 416

Darwin pimp-slaps Jesus
by DemiDiesel
Darwin 408
Jesus 346
a solid slap down!

Google vs Yahoo
by
Google battle result:
google : 401
yahoo : 503

NEW OR OLD!!
by Jesse

result
by laura
Google battle result:
america : 193
the world : 4

shitty, usa wins... were screwed

Look ahead
by who cares
Google battle result:
ps3 : 630
xbox2 : 159

don't look at the past, just see that xbox is about to get completely screwed this year

Daddy or Chips
by
daddy : 288
chips : 455

comment_599
by
Google battle result:
bonds : 258
aaron : 383

comment_600
by scoot
Google battle result:
chuck norris : 236
jesus : 143

Better
by Brittney
googlefight.com is the better version of this exact thing.

owned
by Kanashi
Kanashi owns Abwayax. XD
Kanashi: 647
Abwayax: 213

Google Vs. Yahoo
by none
Google battle result:
google : 417
yahoo : 488

hehe
by dfnsdj
a : 4256
b : 1827

Google Versus Yahoo
by Stephen Antony
Google battle result:
yahoo : 490
google : 415

I > Chuck Norris
by
Google battle result:
i : 3164
chuck norris : 239

Noob VS. 1337
by Kavix0
noob : 275
1337 : 442

Icq Vs. Msn
by m4xX
Google battle result:
icq : 231
msn : 594

e vs. f
by m4xX
Google battle result:
e : 5497
f : 1762

Maradona vs. Pelé
by Mauro
maradona : 424
pelé : 83
Argentina wins

comment_616
by
Google battle result:
zoints : 130
myspace : 779

I personally prefer zoints :)

i heart algebra
by jesus

Me vrs The world
by Retrab
Google battle result:
me : 315
the world : 5

BRING IT ON!

Cant argue with that
by Retrab
Google battle result:
leave a comment : 107
dont leave a comment : 4

We have a draw!
by Stinow
Google battle result:
techno : 407
trance : 407

NIN vs MM
by galrito
Winners are always the best :)

Google battle result:
nine inch nails : 228
marilyn manson : 104

ha
by dylan
Google battle result:
led zeppelin : 237
god : 139

this justifies my reasoning for staying home from church to listen to zeppelin

Punk vs Gay
by Angry Lad
Google battle result:
punk : 383
gay : 471

That stinks...really...

Umm.. WTF?
by Akatonbo
Google battle result:
gay : 586
hetero : 128

O_o

Google battle result:
by
apple pie : 182
meat pie : 5

SCORE!

Ouch
by Lizardjam
Google battle result:
dallas mavericks : 154
miami heat : 153

what shall we do tonight darling?
by
sex : 257
reading : 418

well we'll just read about sex then

The best score ever composed
by Ioannidis
Google battle result:
mozart : 425
bach : 415

James Hetfield vs God
by james
Google battle result:
james hetfield : 201
god : 150

HAHA HETFIELD OWNS

ESP vs Jackson
by James
Google battle result:
esp guitars : 102
jackson guitars : 18

Why not all is right in world:
by
Google battle result:
yin : 334
yang : 539

santa lord of hell
by modoe
satan 108
santa 504

would would you rather get laid or take a shit?
by sh#t luv
sex : 138
feces :568

especially true in america

america:563
feces:623

sickos!

world religious
by atheist robot
church hacks google

adult sex : 91
religion : 127

Search Engine Battle
by Komputa
Google battle result:
google : 397
yahoo : 518

lol
by Whelpling
Google battle result:
forward : 411
reverse : 296

Noooooooooo!
by BigTrekie
Google battle result:
star trek the next generation : 10
star trek deep space nine : 26

NO! I Can't Belive It!!

Curious one
by
Google battle result:
Dan brown : 4
Jesus : 169

Levitate your ass outta here, Blaine
by Daniel
Google battle result:
david blaine : 23
david copperfield : 211

Still good people on the planet
by Daniel
Google battle result:
fuck it : 34
damn it : 41

Hmm
by Daniel
Google battle result:
this : 366
that : 221

Retarded
by Hellspawn
Google battle result:
mentally impaired : 30
retarded : 300

Interesting
by Hellspawn
Google battle result:
playstashun 2 : 33
ps2 : 144

Those ads...
by Hellspawn
Google battle result:
myspace : 725
tagworld : 177

Those ads are sooooo true

</sarcasm>

what is better
by moe lester
Google battle result:
porn : 481
hentai : 337

they like it up the butt
by moe lester
Google battle result:
anal sex : 168
oral sex : 60

ironic...
by Mikey
Google battle result:
win : 15
lose : 187

Obvious
by Johnny
Google battle result:
limbaugh : 414
franken : 272

Rush > Al... Duh!

Would you rather...
by
Google battle result:
stand : 463
sit : 343

Car(a)mel?
by
Google battle result:
carmel : 595
caramel : 195

nien......
by 3,6,9
carmen electra nude : 5
nude men : 27

princess vs spiky kidnapper
by freaky_dreamer
I'm a total geek I know but...;)

princess peach : 213
bowser : 183

haha bowser get owned!!!! woo! go girlies!!!!

I'm not that far behind
by pedro
Hey, I thought the difference would be bigger

pedro barrento : 5
george bush : 59

UAU, we're ahead
by pedro
Google battle result:
portugal : 157
u.s.a. : 121

Gimme Money, Baby!!!
by
Google battle result:
big cock : 5
fat wallet : 73

The Real Battle Of Religion...
by
Google battle result:
jesus : 545
mohammed : 180

Pwn got owned
by Will
Google battle result:
pwn : 129
own : 478

thought so
by
Google battle result:
prophet muhammad : 4
jesus : 241

OMFG
by joewana blowmie
Google battle result:
george bush : 58
bin laden : 173

comment_669
by
Google battle result:
monkeys : 7
banana : 435

Notice it is many monkeys Vs just 1 banana

A v.s B
by
Google battle result:
a : 4384
b : 1744

*gasp*
by john z man
gay: 598
straight: 224
strat killing the lesses and gays!!!

lol
by x
Google battle result:
zidane : 462
materazzi : 235

haha, ZIDOWNED

comment_677
by a
googlebattle : 156
googlefight : 499

comment_678
by Felix
well
ds=5
psp=lots
BUT

Google battle result:
nintendo ds : 147
sony psp : 99

Bobos vs ass
by Kerdex
boobs : 211
ass : 1078

watev
by You Don't Know Me
Google battle result:
total world domination : 4
total world destruction : 4

haha which one would you choose?

hahahahahahahahahahahha
by jkjk
Google battle result:
ufos : 127
george w. bush : 5

Diet vs. Exercise
by Asher
diet : 468
exercise : 339

RO Rulezzzzzzzzz!!!
by
Google battle result:
ragnarock online : 48
lineage 2 : 26

rvb
by me
red : 404
blue : 380

Finally settles it.

Hackers vs. Crackers
by Nuro
Google battle result:
hackers : 378
crackers : 257

Superman Vs. Pirates who will win?
by Cameron
Google battle results;

superman : 601
xmen : 129

superman :474
spiderman : 231

superman : 475
batman : 346

superman : 569
kryptonite : 209

superman : 341
pirates : 406 Winner! proves you dont need powers to beat superman.

superman : 155
incredible hulk : 176
Only superhero able to win against super.

Football crazy or crazy people?
by Ed
Google battle result:
big brother : 99
the world cup : 5

Screw marketshare! :P
by BillyG
Google battle result:
mac : 532
pc : 322

It's a knockout
by Myself
Google battle result:
a : 4432
z : 319

smart vs dumb
by ajax
Google battle result:
europe : 271
usa : 262

like we didn't knew...

comment_703
by
Google battle result:
marriage : 501
divorce : 514

comment_704
by
Google battle result:
wife : 374
girlfriend : 329

Google x Yahoo
by
Google battle result:
google : 394
yahoo : 486

Elvis is everywhere
by Elvis
Google battle result:
costello : 336
presley : 382

Closer than I would have thought

comment_707
by
Google battle result:
no : 829
yes : 152

france v italy
by dfdf
Google battle result:
france : 382
italy : 302

Gay or Straight
by Daavq
Google battle result:
gay : 585
straight : 229

Nintendo vs The World
by grayfox9996
nintendo : 374
the world : 4

Star Wars vs. Jesus
by grayfox9996
Google battle result:
star wars : 206
jesus : 133

get it right
by sobakavich
Google battle result:
punk ass : 117
bitch : 315

Chuck Norris vs Jesus
by Quickman.EXE
Google battle result:
chuck norris : 234
jesus : 149

Of COURSE Chuck Norris wins.

Sex before Drugs
by Dan Jones
Google battle result:
69 : 570
4:20 : 131

comment_434
by

why do this?
by LT.Luke
Google battle result:
google : 380
yahoo : 498

Rock vs Roll
by Wild Jimbo
Google battle result:
rock : 666
roll : 211

!!!

UK vs USA
by Andrew
uk : 418
usa : 213

Muhahahaha!

now i know the difference
by
Google battle result:
my ass : 24
a hole in the ground : 5

Bros before Hos
by BlackWolf
Google battle result:
bros : 517
hos : 163

Me vs. All of You
by Shredlet
Google battle result:
ed : 814
you : 364

OJ - Innocent or Guilty?
by Shredlet
Google battle result:
oj innocent : 4
oj guilty : 29

Match made in...Dagobah?
by Mitch Mitchell
Google battle result:
han solo : 135
princess leia : 135

os
by xell
Google battle result:
windows : 273
linux : 405

i like linux anyway!! :P

Is John Lennon "Bigger than The Beatles"?
by Darryl
Google battle result:
john lennon : 173
the beatles : 7

Move to the Left
by
Google battle result:
republican : 311
democrat : 315

Who is Better?
by
geroge w bush : 11
bill clinton : 76

keep playing
by leo
Google battle result:
life : 621
death : 193

yep
by tyler
two heads really are better than one.

Google battle result:
one head : 40
two heads : 75

twist & shout
by jonybgu
Google battle result:
john lennon : 196
jesus : 158

let's get divorced !
by elvis
Google battle result:
vatican : 134
las vegas : 283

Let's get married ! But....Where ? In:
by pope
Google battle result:
las vegas : 288
church : 150

Fox wins!!
by Troublemaker
MS SUX

Always knew the old world was superior...
by Stinow
Google battle result:
europe : 377
america : 294

comment_80
by
Google battle result:
linux : 426
windows : 283

Who wants just eggs?
by smeer
Google battle result:
ham : 394
eggs : 396

ME & YOU
by pedro

me : 583
you : 420

YOU & ME
by pedro
you : 441
me : 581

Porn vs. Sex
by
Google battle result:
porn : 194
sex : 547

Monkey vs. Donkey
by
Google battle result:
monkey : 586
donkey : 228

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
by
sony psp : 144
nintendo ds : 163

Here is the proof...
by Froguts
Proof that everyone likes me more than you.

you : 425
me : 540

Ha ha Bob. Ha ha.

Googl VS Yahoo
by Joey
Google battle result:
google : 411
yahoo : 509

o_0 lol I think it is broked.

Friends vs. Enemies
by Amy
Google battle result:
friends : 564
enemies : 161

Marco vs. Polo
by bill
Google battle result:
marco : 449
polo : 446

Prime Numbers Rule
by PriNT
Google battle result:
prime numbers : 164
fibonacci : 151

way to get the word out
by Tim
Google battle result:
defective by design : 175
itunes : 168

mp3 battle
by edizzle
Google battle result:
ipod : 489
dj : 424

I beat myself!
by I
Google battle result:
I: 3070
myself: 143

I thought so
by 
Google battle result
apple : 426
linux : 398

Im confused!
by running in circles
Google battle results
me : 544
you : 447

you : 433
dog : 321

me : 459
dog : 462

Is this the circle of life?

comment_98
by
Google battle result:
penny : 493
pound : 277

Google Vs Yahoo
by Yamum
Google battle result:
google : 406
yahoo : 518

Global Warming vs Global Cools
by The Smart Economy
Google battle result:

global warming : 123
global cooling : 131

In or Out?
by Yawnberg
Google battle result:
eat : 601
shit : 211

Console Makers
by
sony : 563
nintendo : 252

sony : 334
microsoft : 340

microsoft : 441
nintendo : 181

US president vs german Chancellor
by Tbue
george bush : 48
angela merkel : 126

-a clear result that shows who's got more power ;-)

the unsung members of fall out boy.
by faye
pete wentz : 114
joe trohman : 110

it actually makes me really happy that pete's only winning by 4.

at least on THIS board
by
discrimination : 402
tolerance : 328

Red Sox vs Yankees
by unhwildcat
Google battle result:
red sox : 268
yankees : 229

...
by
tucker max : 7
george w. bush : 5

awkward...

Gamers
by
wii : 483
ps3 : 442

wow
by
dude world of warcraft beat porn

venezuela-candidates
by pedro
rosales
chàvez

Venezuela next President:
by pedro
Google battle result:
rosales : 176
chàvez : 6

console wars
by andrew
360= 502
wii= 432
ps3= 387

comment_125
by Ferris
Google battle result:
scam : 170
free : 578

Darth Vader Vs. Luke Skywalker
by CX
That other dude spelt Vader wrong...Lolz!

Google battle result:
luke skywalker : 134
darth vader : 164

Wow.... That many still? Time to get busy
by Ace
Google battle result:
virgin : 623
slut : 203

In Inches:
by Chris
Google battle result:
my cock : 119
your cock : 32

I have 87 inches on you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

comment_130
by
term1=apple
term2=microsoft

doesn't give the same result, as:

term1=microsoft
term2=apple

:(

Why do you search for google on google?
by PSHH
google : 233
ask jeeves : 155

Ah
by Cifer
Google battle result:
girlfriend : 337
bitch : 411
I think a part of me always knew this, but I wish I'd done this search a little earlier.

-
by -
Google battle result:
missionary : 168
doggy style : 145

so now we know
by msidoh
Google battle result:
apples : 604
oranges : 253
This is what happens if you compare apples with oranges

go indie
by
Google battle result:
indie : 506
mainstream : 349

Wow
by Chicken
Wow

united states: 117
the rest of the world: 4

food
by willard
chicken: 368
cheese: 477

Not as Much Broadband out there as We Thought
by KD
Google battle result:
youtube : 113
myspace : 175

Proof!!
by bonsai tiger
Undeniable proof that everyones suspicions were correct:

Porn: 857
Not Porn: 11

comment_149
by
Google battle result:
whites : 329
blacks : 339
This fails

Meat vs Vegetables
by dan
Google battle result:
meat : 562
vegetables : 244

i can't live without meat :) say no to vegetarians!

Beatles vs. Rolling Stones
by ewe
beatles : 180
rolling stones : 217
rrrrr, not true!(

Tru to write USA or China several times differently (e.g. Chana vs. USA, USA vs. Spain, China vs. Russia) - it shows every time different result for each one!!.. Not fair.

The necropheliacs have it right
by
Google battle result:
dead girl : 198
live girl : 4

Gay vs. Straight
by T
gay : 659
straight : 214

Right on! Hahaha

That;'s just the way it is
by
Google battle result:
ginger : 499
marianne : 243

Haha @ chicken
by simon
Google battle result:
mongolia : 186
the rest of the world : 4

It Affpears we need a little more help than we can offer
by yepitsme
Google battle result:
help : 607
advice : 183

If you're going to swear, just say it.
by
Google battle result:
fuck you : 200
screw you : 6

Britney's Fashion Tips
by OGRastamon
Britney Spears : 88
lawn mower : 115

He put a good fight before Shady popped a cap in his ass
by OGRastamon
Moby : 403
Eminem : 459

I fuckin' luled.
by Goatse
Google battle result:
anal sex : 210
oral sex : 52

Google v. Yahoo
by Bren
Google battle result:
google : 370
yahoo : 541

Take things into your own hands...
by David
Google battle result:
masturbation : 390
fucking : 333

Script
by GreatSlovakia
Could you provide me (or us) with the source, as the script is better then any other I saw and I would like to add an animation to it using the first image result from google image search (I thought out how I could do it, the only problem is that I wasn't able to replicate this script)

Democrats
by N C
hillary clinton : 115
barack obama : 146

Satan has more charm
by Girlie
Google battle result:
george bush : 75
satan : 124

hahaha BOO SUCKS to you! we will win every time!
by girlie
Google battle result:
great britain : 144
usa : 140

Windows vs. Macintosh
by Matt
windows : 442
macintosh : 177

Starcraft vs Warcraft
by yoshimoto
Round 1....FIGHT!

starcraft : 305
warcraft : 473

Warcraft WINS!

Round 2....FIGHT!

warcraft : 385
diablo : 403

Diablo WINS!

Bahahaha
by yoshimoto
canada : 176
great britan : 167

...thanks for takin the yanks out for us girlie ;P

Master vs. Slave
by Pat
Google battle result:
master : 541
slave : 223

More masters than slaves

ha
by snakemaster
Google battle result:
republican : 311
democrat : 296

down with liberals

Me Vs Jesus
by Martin Roberson
Google battle result:
martin : 406
jesus : 330

Take that you no good bible basher

Tink.ch versus Think.ch
by Scout
Google battle result:
tink.ch : 324
think.ch : 242

Canada versus the US
by
Google battle result:
canada : 150
united states of america : 82

google vs yahoo
by John
Google battle result:
google : 375
yahoo : 539

i knew it
by dragon bait
Google battle result:
xbox : 628
playstation : 394

playstation sucks deal with it

Queen of the Charts?
by Liz
Google battle result:
madonna : 169
britney spears : 215

Homework vs myspace
by
Google battle result:
homework : 264
myspace : 609

I think that says it all...

How true..
by Facebook addict
Google battle result:
exams : 334
facebook : 401

Interesting
by ConFu
Google battle result:
george w. bush : 5
al gore : 103

I should have known...
by jupiterblade
Google battle result:
lunatic asylum : 187
optimism : 117

hmm..
by c mongler
.

so true...
by Dan
Google battle result:
me : 533
you : 468

me up you down
by RC
Google battle result:
me : 541
you : 463

i knew it!
by dmg
Google battle result:
chocolate : 604
vanilla : 242

Whoops! Bummer
by Scott Ignacio
Google battle result:
google : 372
yahoo : 520

going down
by fisch
Google battle result:
heaven : 390
hell : 421

Cox vs. House
by DudeWithDFood
perry cox : 49
gregory house : 43

dd
by Deeds
ddododdoododakpgojsd v;iflcausvlivufn;ajd

comment_541
by
Google battle result:
pikachu : 129
kim jong-il : 75

Hell wins
by adam

Wii wee
by N
Google battle result:
wii : 689
wee : 202

asdf vs. jkl;
by vid_games98
Google battle result:
asdf : 358
jkl; : 5

Political predictions?
by elkappa
Obama beats both Hilary and Romney on this.

The truth
by Ross-a-fly
wii : 520
ps3 : 375

USA vs UK
by Ross-a-fly
uk : 463
usa : 313

questions vs. answers
by
questions : 405
answers : 435

Mac v Windows
by pete
Mac:458
Windows:458
OOOOOOH!

satan v geroge bush
by david
satan : 160
george bush : 72

revo v savage
by fatal1ty
revo : 223
savage : 631
Savage is 3 times better. There.

psp v ds
by gary
sony psp : 137
nintendo ds : 160
MUAHAHA

haha .. I rule
by
Google battle result: me vs you
me : 663
you : 489

LOL @ GOOGLE
by Ross
Google battle result:
google : 426
yahoo : 547

hmm...
by
Google battle result:
emo : 944
not emo : 43

hmm...

Got two.
by Optional
Google battle result:
billy idol : 78
guns n roses : 53

then

Google battle result:
sex : 564
abstinence : 216

Hey little sister shotgun...it's a, nice day to, start again...it's a, nice day for a, white wedding...it's a, nice day to, Staaart agaaaaaaaaaain!
"White Wedding" Billy Idol.

Battle of Muslim Sects
by m2e2
Google battle result:
sunni : 339
shia : 401

Internal Palestinian Intifada
by m2e2
Google battle result:
hamas : 425
fatah : 291

Mac forever!
by Stefan Tsvyatkov
Google battle result:
pc : 374
mac : 556

Weeeeee
by rawr
6/9/07
Some of these really suprised me.

Google battle result:
naruto : 549
bleach : 394

Google battle result:
simpsons : 168
family guy : 226

Google battle result:
naruhina : 420
narusaku : 321

Google battle result:
wii : 554
ps3 : 380

Google battle result:
wii : 704
xbox360 : 179

Google battle result:
mmorpg : 424
fps : 319

Google battle result:
cats : 447
dogs : 369

Google battle result:
jesus : 489
god : 443

Google battle result:
google : 11
yahoo : 542

Google battle result:
msn : 462
aim : 340

Google battle result:
skillz : 430
hax : 344

Google battle result:
nintendo ds : 214
psp : 204

Google battle result:
sprite : 142
mt dew : 72

Google battle result:
ninja : 463
pirate : 423

Google battle result:
runescape : 155
world of warcraft : 217

Google battle result:
windows : 329
linux : 564

Google battle result:
japanese : 511
chinese : 474

Google battle result:
mp3 : 545
ipod : 425

Google battle result:
anime : 1070
non anime : 6

Google battle result:
tacos : 448
nachos : 302

Google battle result:
sub : 556
hamburger : 291

Google battle result:
mc donalds : 39
burger king : 204

Google battle result:
pamela anderson : 218
kfc : 148

Google battle result:
mario : 402
sonic : 458

Google battle result:
faith : 303
evolution : 500

Google battle result:
rock lee : 196
bruce lee : 23

Google battle result:
chuck norris : 130
mr. rogers : 4

Google battle result:
msn : 676
xfire : 186

Google battle result:
rumble fighter : 225
silkroad : 157

Google battle result:
photoshop : 671
paintshop : 146

Google battle result:
apple : 670
orange : 274

Google battle result:
left : 517
right : 491

Google battle result:
red : 448
blue : 455

Google battle result:
white : 362
black : 546

Google battle result:
good : 517
evil : 343

Google battle result:
hot polarbears : 6
cold polarbears : 4

Google battle result:
florida : 349
hawaii : 399

Google battle result:
disney : 540
universal : 401

Google battle result:
beer : 858
soda : 255

rofl
by rofl
Google battle result:
you : 511
me : 571

Google battle result:
you rock : 85
i rock : 4

Google battle result:
you rule : 49
i rule : 4

Google battle result:
you suck : 141
i suck : 5

Google battle result:
you eat cats : 5
i eat cats : 4 ... They were mostly kittens.

May be tied...
by 2LTstone
Google Battle Result:
h4x0r5: 1
hackers: 1

It may be tied but i still think h4x0r5 are better...

who do we prefer to invade the uk
by JoN tHe EmO
Google battle result:
pakistan : 385
poland : 326

LOL!!!
by JoN tHe EmO
Google battle result:
sex : 465
jesus : 422

Britney Spears VS Paris Hilton
by John T. Alda
Paris Hilton : 166
Britney Spears : 166

Battle of top world religions!
by Dan
<b>Christian vs. Muslim</b>
christian : 812
muslim : 208

Battle of the Search GODS
by Dan
google : 533
yahoo : 499

dude not cool
by alec
U FRIKIN SUCK! God would come and smear u w/ acid!!! ull regret that face. >=(

OMG!
by 35yg53g
Google battle result:
halo : 158
world of warcraft : 210

Battle of the Poop
by CHICKENFIST
Google battle result:
shit : 488
crap : 420

rofl

Ketchup vs. Catsup
by KG
Google battle result:
ketchup : 551
catsup : 231

Spork vs Foon
by KG
Google battle result:
spork : 564
foon : 238

Cats vs Dogs
by KG
Google battle result:
cats : 460
dogs : 348

Butt vs Ass
by KG
Google battle result:
butt : 445
ass : 1339

Woot Green Day!!!
by St. Andy
Google Battle Results:
Green Day: 215
All other bands: 12

HA!
by Pifaninjat
Google battle result:
uchiha sasuke : 54
uchiha itachi : 144

Proof Itachi is greater than Sasuke. :D

Hannah Montana vs. Hilary Duff
by
Google battle result:
hannah montana : 172
hilary duff : 170

Done purely because of curiosity.

wii pwns
by Dan
Google battle result:
wii : 203
play station 3 : 129

i love wii!

Democratic nominees
by
hillary clinton : 117
barack obama : 135
the only two possible good presidents.

amd vs intel
by
Google battle result:
amd : 710
intel : 349

A tie!
by a nony moose
Google battle result:
npr : 171
rush limbaugh : 171

Battle of Porn
by Fitzie
Google battle result:
anal : 336
oral : 574

PUT DOWN THE PENINSULA AND STEP SLOWLY AWAY
by Shpxurnq
japan : 519
korea : 287

Banzai!

tool vs a perfect circle
by viralhorde
Google battle result:
tool : 193
a perfect circle : 4

get back to the real music you lazy bastards

Till All Are One!
by Rodimus
They seem to be evenly matched.

Google battle result:
optimus prime : 190
megatron : 189

Marvel vs DC comics
by big gaming geek
Google battle result:
marvel : 488
dc comics : 75

marvel vs capcom
by big gaming geek
Google battle result:
marvel : 508
capcom : 291
looks like Marvel has done it again

Marvel vs Snk
by big gaming geek
Google battle result:
marvel : 573
snk : 212

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NOT SNK NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Marvel vs MEXICO
by big game geek
Google battle result:
marvel : 226
mexico : 562

HAH! marvel doesn't have anything on mexico

<3
by ...
Google battle result:
love : 652
sex : 378

sex: anal vs vaginal
by some sick bastard
Google battle result:
anal sex : 192
vaginal sex : 23

well i guess it dosent matter
what sex they are now, LOL

Brotherly Love
by h4x0r
SEE!!! There IS still love in the world!

Google battle result:
love : 799
hate : 233

people > chips
by h4x0r
I am more important than chips

Google battle result:
bobby : 603
doritos : 186

Chocolate vs Vanilla!
by John
Choco:win
Vanill:lose

beatles/elvis
by dude
beatles : 464
elvis : 491

i knew it
by dragon_bait
school : 666
hell : 163

its the truth
by dragon_bait

microsoft : 506
sony : 331

Rock, paper, scissors
by Jamie
Rock - 551
vs
Paper - 417

Paper - 630
vs
Scissors - 191

Rock - 770
vs
Scissors - 183

comment_735
by Dudley
sex 1
God 1
An even match and both quite low.

Funkyness
by qp
Google battle result:
george clinton : 197
james brown : 104

Latin lifestyle
by qp
Google battle result:
siesta : 224
fiesta : 622

De fles speelde een grote rol in heel mijn droef bestaan
by message in a bottle
Google battle result:
herman brood : 144
andre hazes : 75

Goedkope vergelijking
by lunchbox
Google battle result:
appels : 404
peren : 218

Google battle result:
knollen : 475
citroenen : 448

Google battle result:
appel : 318
ei : 440

modern nederlandsch
by qp
Google battle result:
pannekoek : 495
pannenkoek : 203

Google battle result:
paardebloem : 521
paardenbloem : 328

Google battle result:
oude spelling : 66
nieuwe spelling : 84

Abstinence vs Sex ...
by chippedagatemarble
Google battle result:
abstinence : 207
sex : 640

kinda sad
by dragon_bait
Google battle result:
maple story : 1
world of warcraft : 1

comment_743
by
Google battle result:
google : 4
yahoo! : 1

Red Sox v. Yankees
by magogd187
boston red sox : 137
new york yankees : 190

Cheney vs. Satan
by magogd187
Google battle result:
dick cheney : 154
satan : 146

Geeks just got pwned
by a fellow geek

Google battle result:
1337 : 159
23 : 585

WE BEAT YOU!!!!!
by A SNARE HAHAHA
Google battle result:
battery : 507
pit : 304

The pen is not really all that mighty after all
by lawlerskatez
Google battle result:
pen : 6
sword : 373